Things Emmet is not allowed to do…
Bella and Edward are sitting in Edwards's room, on the couch together making a list of all the things Emmet is not allowed to do.
Run around the house wearing only tights
Kill flies with the steering wheel of Edwards car
Touch Edwards car at all
Tell Bella that she's fat to see if she will go anorexic
Stuff snow down Bella's shirt
Stuff anything down Bella's shirt
Scream "Mr. Collins!" when he sees Tom Hollander in Pirates of the Crribbean
Tell Bella that she's hott while Edward is in the room
Tell Bella shes hott while Rose is in the room
Tell Bella shes hott while charlie is in the room
Tell Bella she's hott at all
Call Bella's mom and tell her that the baby is doing fine
Pull down other peoples pants in public
Pull down other peoples pants ever
Talk about the "voices" in his head
Shave his legs
Tell people he shaves his legs
Tell people that Bella thinks that he's a vampire
Tell people that his "Spidey Sense" is tingling
Prank call someone and make them believe that he is Justin Timberlake looking for hott back-up singers and dancers
Give Bella cranberry juice and tell her its animal blood
Tell people the reason he never had a girlfriend before Bella was that he was scared of bras
And he was gay
Tell everyone that Jesus is in a helicopter waiting for him
Tease Edward about his virginity
Same with Bella
Steal Edwards Cell phone
Steal anyone's cell phone
Shove a button up his nose
Try and follow Bella into the girls bathroom
Tell Edward he is going to eat Bella if he doesn't change her
Tell Bella he is going to eat her if Edward doesn't change her
Tell the world when Bella is having her period
Sing any song by Brittany Spears
Try and dance like Brittany Spears
Sing any song by Hannah Montana
Sing at all
Throw Bella in the pool
At this point Jasper enters the room and helps them add things to the list
Go in Alice's closet
Tell Alice that yellow is not her color
Tell Alice anything that has to do with clothes
Put peeps in the microwave
and then leave them in Jasper's favorite book
Smash Edward's Cd's when he breaks the TV
Use a hammer… for anything
Play with a tape measure
"Accidentally" break a school window
Scream Edwards name in his mind over and over again at school
Hum any song with the word sexy in it when Bella walks by
Same with Alice
and Esme
and sometimes Rose
Go threw Bella's tampon drawer
Tell Alice she is stuck on permanent PMS
Same with Esme
And Rose
And Jasper…
And Edward
Try and make Bella faint because you think it is funny
Set off the fire alarm at school
I will make more!!!!! I think they are really funny! If you know any good ones tell me!
