This story is set 4 months after JJ returns from maternity leave. Will left her and the baby while she was on leave. After having a fight with Kevin, Garcia, Emily, & JJ decide to have girls only night. They go out drinking and wind up back at the BAU. What they don't know is that they are not alone. Rossi is in his office working late on his new book, and overhears their intimate thoughts.
Chapter 1
"Emily are you sure you left your Blackberry here?" ask JJ.
"I'm pretty sure...here it is"
"We are in no shape to drive home, we should call a cab. Where did Garcia go?"
"She ran to the liquor store on the corner to get more Margarita mix".
"The fight she had with Kevin really must have been bad; I've never seen her so out of sorts".
A few minutes later in walks Garcia carrying all the ingredients to mix margaritas.
"Pen we were thinking of taking a cab home. We are all a bit buzzed"
"I have a better idea, my fellow Charlie's Angels. I have a blender in my office; let's have a few more ritas for the road shall we?"
Emily and JJ look at each other.
"What the hell. We are on stand down for the next few days and no ones around. Even Hotch went home" Emily says as she takes off her jacket. "JJ you in".
"Yeah, the baby's with my mom for the night. God knows I don't have a man to go home to anymore"
"Come into my office girls and I will impress you with my amazing bartending skills".
A hour later
Rossi decides to take a break from his writing. As he is coming out of the men's room he hears women's voices. He follows the sound to Garcia's office. He listens for a moment outside the door. He quickly realizes it Prentiss, Garcia, and JJ. From the sounds of it, they are drunk. He starts to leave when he hears...
"Okay, blondie your turn, spill it, what happened between you and your southern beau" demands Garcia. Emily and I poured out our hearts and bared our souls. Your turn Gum Drop".
"I took Henry for his six week check up with the pediatrician, when we returned home Will had his bags packed. He said he wasn't ready to be tied down with a family. So he left".
"were you surprised...I mean were things good between you before that?"
Emily took a deep breath, "when I was seven months pregnant, I caught him with another woman".
"What a useless piece of shit" thought Rossi.
"What a prick! Have you heard from him since his disappearing act?" asked Emily.
"No"
"Doesn't he inquire about his son?" Garcia asked.
"Nope, I did some checking and he already has a girlfriend living with him. In fact, when we had our last fight, he questioned if Henry was really his son".
Emily gasped, "That fucking bastard".
JJ laughed, "Like I sleep around. Will was only the second guy I've ever had sex with".
"My goodness, only two men, you are practically virginal blondie" laughed Garcia. The way I see it, he doesn't deserve you or Henry.
"Your right, I don't want to waste our girl's night out talking about that little prick. Let's move on"
"Okay now that we poured out our hearts, let's have some fun. Ever play TRUTH kiddies?" ask Garcia.
"Not since high school Pen" exclaimed Emily.
"Well this is the adult version. Who's game?"
"This could be dangerous, we are all plastered" laughed JJ.
They began the game. Rossi was still listening outside the office. He knew it was wrong, but he couldn't pull himself away.
"Okay my virginal JJ...out of the two men you copulated with, who was better?" Garcia inquired.
"To be honest, neither of them rocked my world. Let me put it this way...I'd rather spend my nights with my fantasy's and my vibrator" replied JJ slightly slurring her words.
The girls erupted in giggles.
"I'm serious, neither Mike nor Will could make me see stars...if you know what I mean. I do better when I take matters into my own hands".
"That's because you're with the wrong man" Rossi thought. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. He should leave before they caught him. He stopped dead in his tracks when he heard Garcia ask...
"Okay, we work with then everyday...which one of our illustrious profilers do you fantasize about"?
There was silence, followed by laughter.
"Come on guys...we all thought about it. If you were going to bump nastys with Hotch, Morgan, Rossi, or Reid, who would it be?"
"Your question Pen, you answer first" Emily challenged.
"My Chocolate Adonis of course. I mean we have a healthy flirtation, but I've often wondered slashed fantasized about doing the deed with Morgan. Okay Em...your next".
"Probably Hotch. He's sexy and serious. I bet he's intense in bed"
They both looked at JJ. "Okay girl spill...wait let me guess its Hotch"
"No I think she fantasizes about Reid. Am I right? Older woman..younger man scenario" asked Garcia.
"She is only like three years older than him" pointed out Emily.
"So who is it gonna be" Garcia asked again.
JJ takes a deep breath, then blurts out "Rossi, okay...If I were going to have sex with anyone from here it would be Rossi".
"Oh my...JJ...I wasn't expecting that answer" Emily said.
"Why?" asked JJ. "You have to admit Rossi is very handsome and sexy"
"Well isn't he a bit mature for you?" answered Garcia.
"Probably, but heres the thing, when I was a senior in college, I saw him speak at my college bookstore. I was instantly attracted to him. In fact it was that night that I decided to join the FBI."
"You must have died when Hotch told us that he was replacing Gideon and joining our team" Emily interrupted.
"Not really. I figured that was over 5 years ago...I wasn't a school girl any more. But I have to admit I still have a thing for him. I think he is hot".
"So Gumdrop, is Rossi your go to fantasy when you're using Mr. Buzzy?" asked Garcia
"Mr. Buzzy, Pen what the hell are you talking..." then it registered Pen was referring to her vibratror as Mr. Buzzy. "Pen...you are sooooo bad. But yes Rossi is who I think about when I..." JJ and the girls erupted into giggles before she could finish her sentence.
Rossi couldn't believe what he was hearing. JJ had a thing for him. She actually fantasizes about him when she masturbates..."oh my God" he thought. It all would be kind of cute, except for one thing...the feeling was mutual. The moment Hotch introduced her to him over a year ago, he was attracted to her. He never thought...she was involved with Will. They had Henry together. He never thought he had a chance with JJ...but now. He was confused and still processing the information he overheard, but he knew that he was going to make JJ his. He went back to his office to try to process what he overheard and how to proceed with JJ.
