Me: Arrrggg!THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ON TELIVISION!
Percy:Well maybe you should have told your mom, your not really sick, and gone to school.
Me: Hey, are you Percy Jackson?
Percy: Damn Rick Riordan for advertising my life to the world. His soul will forever burn in the depths of Tartarus!
Me: Dramatic Much?
Percy: Umm...
Me: Hey, what are you doing here anyway?
Percy: Saving you from another episode of Bones.
David Boreanaz: -appears-punshes Percy in the nose- Don't diss my show-dissapears-
Percy: What the (insert swear word of your choice here)
Me: -hystarically laughing-
Percy: SHUT UP
Me:-mumbles- priss
Percy: SHUT UP and CHANGE THE FRIEKING CHANNEL!
Me: Okay, Okay!
-Change channels until we run across Psych-
Percy: Okay leave it here.
Me: I didn't know you liked Psych...
Percy: Shut up, I think theyr'e talking about me...
Cheif: Our Suspect Percy Dunn...
Sean: Ahh.. The famous Percy Dunn, The Lightening Theif...
Percy: FRAUD!
Gus: That's Percy Jackson Sean..
Percy: That's right. Get it right!
Me: -presses mute- That was freaky...
Percy: The NERVE!
Me: Okay, someone isn't feeling sane to day...
Percy: Shut up...
Me: Did you take your medicine this morning?
Percy: -Blushes- Maayybe...
Me: Well what do we do now?
Percy: Youtube?
-30 minutes later-
Me: Nigahiga!
Percy: Weird Al!
Me:Nigahiga!
Percy:Weird Al!
Me:Nigahiga!
Percy:Weird Al!
Me:Nigahiga!
Percy:Weird Al!
Mom: -opens the door- Are you okay?
Me: Percy won't shut up!
Percy: You shut up!
Mom: I told you not to take any of that NyQuil!
Percy: Mothers are always right
Me: Shut up!
Mom: Alright lets get you in bed...
Percy: Weird al
Me: Shut up!
...
That episode of Psych actually aired, it was freaky...
Not my funniest, but there will be more, I swear upon it!
R&R?
