Me: Arrrggg!THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ON TELIVISION!

Percy:Well maybe you should have told your mom, your not really sick, and gone to school.

Me: Hey, are you Percy Jackson?

Percy: Damn Rick Riordan for advertising my life to the world. His soul will forever burn in the depths of Tartarus!

Me: Dramatic Much?

Percy: Umm...

Me: Hey, what are you doing here anyway?

Percy: Saving you from another episode of Bones.

David Boreanaz: -appears-punshes Percy in the nose- Don't diss my show-dissapears-

Percy: What the (insert swear word of your choice here)

Me: -hystarically laughing-

Percy: SHUT UP

Me:-mumbles- priss

Percy: SHUT UP and CHANGE THE FRIEKING CHANNEL!

Me: Okay, Okay!

-Change channels until we run across Psych-

Percy: Okay leave it here.

Me: I didn't know you liked Psych...

Percy: Shut up, I think theyr'e talking about me...

Cheif: Our Suspect Percy Dunn...

Sean: Ahh.. The famous Percy Dunn, The Lightening Theif...

Percy: FRAUD!

Gus: That's Percy Jackson Sean..

Percy: That's right. Get it right!

Me: -presses mute- That was freaky...

Percy: The NERVE!

Me: Okay, someone isn't feeling sane to day...

Percy: Shut up...

Me: Did you take your medicine this morning?

Percy: -Blushes- Maayybe...

Me: Well what do we do now?

Percy: Youtube?

-30 minutes later-

Me: Nigahiga!

Percy: Weird Al!

Me:Nigahiga!

Percy:Weird Al!

Me:Nigahiga!

Percy:Weird Al!

Me:Nigahiga!

Percy:Weird Al!

Mom: -opens the door- Are you okay?

Me: Percy won't shut up!

Percy: You shut up!

Mom: I told you not to take any of that NyQuil!
Percy: Mothers are always right

Me: Shut up!

Mom: Alright lets get you in bed...

Percy: Weird al

Me: Shut up!

...

That episode of Psych actually aired, it was freaky...

Not my funniest, but there will be more, I swear upon it!

R&R?