Hey!
No, that's no good. It'll sound like I'm happy I killed her.
Oh gog...
Nevver mind that! You know you killed her! Wwe'vve established that. Wwe're wworking through that.
So, Fef, uh... I didn't reely mean that...
No, I shouldn't use the stupid fish puns. Wwe're bein serious here.
Fef, I didn't really mean to kill you. I mean, I knew that shooting you through the stomach would, but... oh gog, this is horrible.
Look, maybe I did mean to kill you, and maybe I actually was kinda happy that I did. I mean, I'm a troll, right? That's kinda our thing, killing and violence and all that. Just not to our moirrails or matesprits and such.
Maybe... But I had to do it. There was no wway wwe wwere gonna win that thing, and wwithout Jack on our side then wwe wwould havvwv- HAVVE died anywway. You wwould havve died because of him. At least it wwas your friend wwho killed you and not... That sounds so twisted. Glub.
Look Fef, if I had the chance, I wwould do it again. There. Yeah, I said it. But it was horrible that it had to happen. If you hadn't gone and flushed red for that rust-blooded mage then this wwould havve nevver happened! Wwhy couldn't you havve stuck with our own kind? I wwould have taken care of you! Howw do you knoww he really lovved you wwhen I wwas there the whole time! I'd been wwaiting for years, Fef! Years! But I nevver got the courage to ask you to move into the red quadrant wwith me.
Maybe if I had asked sooner... Maybe she wwouldn't have gone for someone else.
Fef, I lovved you! Didn't that mean anythin? Wwhy couldn't you lovve me, too? Howw could I not havve been enough? I wwould havve givven you evverything! Wwe could havve ruled the world! You wwould have been my queen, and I wwould be your king, and wwe could have been amazin together! Don't you see wwhat you ruined? Gog, wwhy couldn't you havve just LOVVED ME?
Sorry.
Wwell, noww wwe're all dead, and wwe'vve got to get along forevver and be nice or else evveryone's goin to be miserable forevver. Gog, it's goin to be so boring.
It's goin to be lonely. No one likes me. They'd all kill me again if they could.
Gog, this goin to be hell, and I can't evven work up the courage to actually tell you... wwhatevver it is I'm tryin to tell you here. It's all so messed up. It's a rotten life, and it's a rotten death, too. Glub, glub, and double glub.
Sigh.
I just wwant to pretend none of this happened, you knoww? Back wwhen wwe wwere still moirrails and hadn't evven heard of this stupid game. Gog, this game ruined our lives. Not that I had much of a life to begin wwith, though.
It's all so pointless, wwhen you look at it in retrospect. I mean, you an me fightin and actin like wwe wwere so important. Like any of us actually mattered. Wwe wweren't evven the kings and queens wwe thought wwe wwere. Wwe wwere just pawns. Wwe wwere only there to be killed, anywway. And as some sort of glubbing twwisted prize, wwe get to livve forevver in this wwrecked afterlife thing. It's a glubbing refuse container!
It's all glubbing pointless, and the only thing that could havve givven it a point wwas a catastrophe. So I hope you're happy, Fef. You ruined my life, or wwhat wwas left of it, anywway.
Hey, Fef? I'm... sorry. I messed up. Really bad. I guess I'm just a pathetic creep wwith delusions of grandeur. Vvriska wwas right. And honestly if wwe wweren't dead already... Oh, I don't knoww. Just sorry, I guess. That's all. I'll stay out of your wway noww, since you don't seem to need me. Or wwant me.
Bye, Fef. I'll... miss you. More than you can imagine.
