'Ello lovelys! This is, well basically, a songfic parody based of the world renowned 'Bed Intruder Song'. If you have never heard of it, I highly suggest you look it up! :) My friend, SingingGal, and I came up with this together, and could not stop laughing. Try to go check out some of her work, she's AMAZING! Please enjoy and review! I'm open ears!
Disclaimer: I do not own a single pinch of pixie dust of any of this, besides me and my buddy's laughter. The story Peter Pan is owned by James Barrie, the Bed Intruder Song was composed by the Gregory brothers and Antoine Dodson, and this website is owned by Fanfiction. Oh, I do own a quickly diminishing bag of chocolate chips. Wait... yep, they're gone. Thanks SingingGal.
He's climbing in your windows
Snatching yo Darlings up
He's tryin' to take them to Neverland
So you better hide yo Michaels, hide yo John's,
Hide yo Michaels, hide yo John's
and hide yo Wendys 'cause he's snatching everybody out here.
You don't have to come and confess
Hook's looking for you
He gonna find you
He gonna find you
So you can fly and tell that
Fly and tell that
Fly and tell that, lost boy
Lost, lost, lost boy
We got yo shadow,
You done left pixie dust and all
You are so young
You are really young—for real
The boy got away leaving behind evidence
Hook's POV
I was attacked by some crocodile in the water
No hand, no hand, no hand, no
He's climbing in yo windows
Snatching yo Darlings up
Tryin' to take them to Neverland
So you better hide yo Michaels, hide yo John's,
Hide yo Michaels, hide yo John's
and hide yo Wendys 'cause he's snatching everybody out here.
You don't have to come and confess
Hook's looking for you
He gonna find you
He gonna find you
So you can fly and tell that
Fly and tell that
Fly and tell that, lost boy
Lost, lost, lost boy
By the way, for you grammar nazi folk, this fic has slang used so carelessly on purpose. That's how it is originally performed in the song performed by Antoine Dodson.
