a/n: this fan fiction is in honor to my new favorite couple Alec and Renesmee they are just so cute together (I no they are not together but in my mind they are) and i am so obsess ( i think i have OCD I obsess over many thing) . This is kind of like my first fan fic because the other one I wrote only had one really dumb and boring chapter so please be gentle or be rude do what you like. Enjoy the story!

please ignore the spelling and grammar errors.(my teachers do)

stupid disclaimer: i don"t own anything - you already know that- so i wont wright this again.

chapter 1

So Wrong In So Many Levels

Rpov

I was with uncle Jake in La Push beach at one of the bonfires. New wolfs were starting to fase and the pack was telling their famous leyends. I love the packs leyends even if I have heard them a million times it allways felt like the first. I was now lisening to the third wife, wen uncle Jake turns to me with one of his sunny smiles and says"Lets go for a walk nessie i want to talk to you about something" Omg I hate that name and he known but he says its special to him; even he call me the monter name I went with him any way no one cant ressist Jake's sunny similes. Wen we were far enough from the others uncle Jake turns to me with a serius face , took a nervous breath and started talking "nessie..." there he goes with the name again. " I have been wating 7 years for you to stop ageging and 9 more for your fathers sake , you know 16 years ness" He stops close his eyes and took another deep breath. I got impatient and said "Please jake get to the point" "Here it goes" he mumbles. "ness I love you ever since I saw you, you are my light ,my hold to this earth, my imprint".

OMG,what, what, what , what ,rewind please; oh yeah I remember I'm his imprint. Did no one care to inform me, did they think I'm so fragile that I can not handle it. We'll apparently I cant handle it because im internaly freaking out. Hes my uncle Jake, I cant love him in a romantic way.I started forcing my mind trying to imagine it but I could not i just want to vomit. This is so wrong in so many levels, it was like he was wating since I was a baby to fuck me; it may sound wrong but I know uncle Jake mind he has a dirty one. OMG he kiss my mom he probably wanted to fuck her to. Ew I dont want to have freaky hairy half breed babys. Suddenly I notice Jake waving his hand in front of my face and saying "Hello nessie, come to earth ness" I was speechless, I could not think of anything to say to him, and wen I finally open my mouth all that came out was an ear pearcing scream. Wen I fanally stop screaming all I did was run.

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