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i August 8 , 2005/i ,
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I was walking around backstage. Things could get pretty monotonous around here.
Oh yea , My name is Amy Christine Dumas. But you guys know me as Lita.
I work for the WWE and my extreme wrestling ability had gone down the toilet.
I was now a valet for Adam "Edge" Copeland. What a way to show my wreslting ability.
Edge and I were going to shoot a promo tonight , but i couldn't find him anywhere.
Matt had just gotten rehired. Edge certainly didn't like it , I guess i was okay with it.
I mean , He wasn't coming affter me , just Edge.
I turned a corner and I saw Edge sitting on one of the crates. He looked up at me and
did not look happy. He was still pissed about how Matt was gonna beat the crap out of him later on.
A couple of minutes ago i was talking to Christy. We hadn't talked much since the whole heel turn.
She was with Eugene. Wow was he hyper. Out of the whole night , I was only excited for one thing.
Seeing John Felix Anthony Cena. Of course i would never tell Adam that. He would freak out.
Out of my whole daydreaming stage , Adam broke the silence.
"Are you gonna just stand there or are you coming?" wow , what a way to say hello.
"Adam , Don't get your panties in a twist , i'm coming jeeze."
He turned to look at me in a very angry expression came upon his face.
Right before he said something his music hit. He turned around and He walked up to gorilla.
We walked out like usual. I was kinda getting tired of the same old entrance. That needed a change fast.
As i walked up to the ring , Adam put on a smug look. I had to put on a little smirk at everything he said.
Talking about Matt was kinda hitting me a little , But i didn't let it show. But then Adam said something i didn't expect.
"That's why Mattie (pause) Lita here is gonna help you out. She is gonna be in your corner , because I talked to creative earlier. She is no longer my valet."
I was shocked. That wasn't in the script. Was it true?
"So lita , Get your slutty ass out of my ring!" I looked over at him. Stunned and took the microphone out of his hands.
"NO." I blankly said. " I am tired of your shit Adam. You always say Lita do this , Lita do that. I'm fucking tired of it!"
And with that , he took another microphone."Lita , I said get out!" "Or what Adam? You gonna hit me? Huh?"
"No , but she will." With a confused look on my face i turned around to get kicked in the stomach and widow's peaked.
As i'm regaining conscienceness i see Adam and Lisa(Victoria) walking up the ramp. I glared at them as they told me the startling news.
"(lisa talking) Lita , You have offcially gotten dumped. So in Chris Jericho's own words. Your just a filthy dirty disgusting brutal bottom-feeding trash bag hoe!"
With that said I pushed away all the trainers and headed up the ramp running full force. They ran backstage as I ran after them.
