A/N: I know that some of you are disappointed b/c I won't update my Chair Pure-Love stories soon. So I thought I'd made up a little by putting this on. I wrote it a while ago and I hope you like it. It's meant to be funny and fluffy.


„Look, daddy! Look!" a five year old Pierce Bartholomew Bass shouted as he throw a ball in the air and hit it with his first brand new baseball bat his Uncle Nate had gave him as a birthday gift. Chuck's eyes followed the ball worried that flied straight in the living room.

"Great, son. But we should stop this and play outside, yes?" Chuck tried to stop his son before any expensive china or priceless art was going to be broke.

"Are we going to the park?" the little boy asked hopefully?

"Yes we are." Chuck nodded.

"YAY!" Pierce shouted as he turned around too quickly and too close this his father with the huge baseball bat in his hand.

Chuck jumped back right in time. "Be more careful, son." Chuck frowned.

"Don't be harsh on him, Chuck Bass." Blair Bass announced as she walked closer to them.

"Mommy! We're going to the park!" Pierce said in excitement.

"So I heard, baby." Blair smiled at her son.

"I'm going to try the trick Uncle Nate showed me!" Pierce explained as he stroke out.

The next moment Chuck let out a earth shattering cry, falling to the floor, holding his groin and pulling his knees as close to his chest as the pain let him.

He turned his face towards the floor and sobbed.

"CHUCK." Blair shouted as she kneed beside him in no time. She pulled his head in her lap.

"I'm sorry daddy, I'm sorry! I didn't mean too, I'm sorry!" Pierce cried. He started to jump nervously from one leg on the other and his bottom lip shivered.

Blair's heart broke a little when she saw her little boy so worried and sorry.

"It's okay honey. Daddy knows it was an accident. Just go and get your jacket so we can go to the park, yes?" Blair explained sweetly.

The child nodded and went upstairs to his room.

"Chuck?" Blair stroke Chuck's head gently. "Talk to me, sweetie."

Chuck started to mumble something under his breath.

"What was that?" Blair frowned.

"I'm going to kill Nate." Chuck said as he tried to sit up.

Blair chuckled as she helped him to sit and pulled him into a hug and patted his back. "Oh hush, big baby. Mommy is going to kiss it better later." She whispered into his ear seductively.

Chuck looked up to her and tried to smirk.

"Is that a promise?"

Blair rolled her eyes and laughed.

"I'm ready mommy." Pierce said merely when he came back into the hallway. He tried to avoid his parents gaze.

"Then let's go." Chuck said as he rose from the floor and picked his son up. He hugged him a little and kissed his cheek. "I think it's time that daddy teaches you how to play baseball so we can forget Uncle Nate's great tips, yes?"

"I'm sorry, daddy. I didn't want to hurt you." Pierce whispered as his eyes watered up again.

"I know that, Pierce. Don't worry. I'm good. Daddy is not mad at you." He kissed his son's forehead. "But we might need to find you a new godfather though."

"Are you really okay again, daddy?" Pierce asked skeptically.

"You might stay an only child but else, yes." Chuck assured his son.

"An only child?" Pierce asked with an lifted eyebrow. "Why's that?"

"Uhm, we're going to discuss this when you're older, baby." Blair told her son.

Chuck smirked. Blair watched the scene and smiled. Who thought, not long ago, that she could be this happy with Chuck. He even gave her this adorable little Chuck who completed their life.

Perfection was possible with Chuck after all. Just when she gave in her daydream about her life, the sound of her son's voice brought her back to reality.

"Mommy, daddy, where do babies come from?" Pierce asked suddenly.

Blair and Chuck shared a concerned look and gulped.


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