Time: Post-Battle Against Gaea
Ships/Pairings: Solangelo (Nico di Angelo x Will Solace)
OG Idea: I wanted to write a Crack!Fic involving Nico.
Setting: Camp Half-Blood
Characters: Nico di A., Jason G., Percy J., Will S. (main) Travis S., Leo V., Frank Z. (mentioned)
Plot: "Jason and Percy attempt to prank Nico but run into some troubles."


Yet Another Prank

Jason grinned at his 'bro but not best bro' Percy. How could he call him 'best'? There was also Leo and Frank and Travis. "Sup' man, how was your day today? Wait, don't actually respond. Look there, it's Nico, and we're on a secret mission!"

Percy lowered his sunglasses. "Bro, if we're on a secret mission, then why are we in clear sight?"

"Never mind," Jason said, quickly pushing Percy and himself into a nearby bush. A few muffled grunts were heard, but otherwise all was silent. Jason set the robotic duck down and handed Percy the remote control. "You know how to play video games, right?"

"Obviously, haven't you seen the stack inside your house?"

"Of course, it's my house? Wait, hold on a second... did you get inside my c—"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever—I've played every one of them."

"Just move the duck toward Nico," an irritated Jason hissed. The duck squeaked along the dirt, slowly creeping toward its victim. There was no time to lose. Nico leaned against a wall, but realized standing was tiring and decided to sit down instead. The duck crept closer to Nico. It honked.


"Agh!" he screamed, frightened. Nico examined the duck a few times before petting its head and continued to stare off into the distance. The duck honked in response.

Jason snorted from behind the bush. "In approximately 0.234223423 seconds, a bucket of water will be dumped on Nico's head. It's your job to make it float around him and transport him to the meeting room," he whispered to his partner-in-crime. "Quickly. He's gonna walk away soon." Percy nodded dumbly, gazing at the scene.

"QUICKLY!" Jason said in 0.2 seconds.

Percy acted very quickly. Groundwater was soon circling Nico, which Percy directed towards the roof. Meanwhile, Nico was screaming his head off. This was another prank. Ever since that... what, "Sun Angel" club was started, there was always this chaos. People were constantly pranking him, asking him about his "Angel" or "Sun".

Will happened to be sitting on the roof, tanning. He suddenly jumped up and crossed his arms across his chest, facing Nico. "What in Apollo are you doing up here?"

Mr. Emo, panicked, replied, "I have no clue! It was their fault—Percy's and Jason's! Go blame them." Nico then realized Will wasn't wearing a shirt.

"I'm going down there to figure out what's going on," Will said calmly. He jumped off the roof as graceful as a flying squirrel and landed in front of the bush. Jason gasped in amazement.

"Whoa... I'm jealous..."

"Calm down," Percy said to a sniffling Jason. "You can do that too, just better."

"Yeah!" Jason screamed. "BECAUSE I'M SUPERMAN!" Will dramatically turned to face them mischievous duo, his eyes widening. Will ran towards Jason and Percy and the two jumped out, startled.

"Di immortales, it's Will! We're sorry; we can explain—we'll bring you to the Solangelo Club!"


A/N: Welcome to my second-most recent work! Here's an old Solangelo fanfiction I drafted in late 2016 but did not publish until now. Please do not be offended by some of the jokes in here, DM or leave a review if you want to speak out. Have fun reading!