Hands fumbling with the money in his pocket, he looked up at the building before him before glancing at his red-headed best friend.
"Best case scenario we are kicked out, worse case scenario we are banned permanently. Are you still certain about this?"
"Yes."
Dick couldn't help his signature smirk. "Alrighty then."
Bibbo's was a cute little diner in Metropolis. Dick and Wally had made a special trip for a very special reason, and figured they'd swing by and visit Clark at the Daily Planet afterwards.
First priority, however, was the mission. Always the mission.
Wally went and placed their order to divert suspicion, while Dick scoped things out. It took 10 minutes for them to meet at the rendezvous point. It was a busy part of the day, enough that they shouldn't draw any attention…
"You have the money?" Wally asked, grinning.
Grinning back, Dick pulled 7 dollars from his pocket and showed it to him.
It was 3 plays for 1 dollar.
The jukebox was waiting.
Next thing they knew….
"BWUAAH BWUAOOH WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?"
This is obviously based off of the work of John Mulaney, no copyright intended!
For anyone confused as to what's going on, please go listen to John Mulaney Salt and Pepper Diner! It will explain EVERYTHING.
YAY ON REACHING 60 STORIES!
Sorry it was so short :( was going to go further but am very tired, time for snuggles with my cats. Catch ya'll on the flip side!
