Harry Potter And The Inappropriate Charm On A Goat

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter or ant characters used by J.k in her stories the plot however is mine.

It had been a good 10 years since Harry had defeated he who must not be named. Harry had left the school but not entirely as he was now the DADA teacher ate Hogwarts school of Witch Craft And Wizardry.

Harry had now long since settled down at the age of 26. He and a certain beautiful red headed girl Ginny Weasly had a nice little house in Hogsmead next to Honeydukes or as now it was known Honeydutchness. Although he and Ginny had a little accident when Harry was 17 and Ginny 16. They had a little girl named Lilly who was now in her first year at Hogwarts. Not causing that same mischief as her father. She hasn't been fighting trolls at Halloween…..yet.

Just as Harry was making his way up to the headmasters office he heard the angry voice of Dumbledore. Harry used one on the extendable ears he had taken off of Lilly after her loving uncles Fred and George had given her. In return Harry had given them a nice big howler and a shiner.

"No Arboroth and once again you cannot live under the roof of Hogwarts as you have not yet said sorry for your trick you pulled on me decades ago!" Once again Dumbledore was yeling at his dear yonger brother.

"Fine Albus I'm sorry but you have to give me a high five for the good piece of Transfiguration. You would never have guessed that goat was a women."

Harry couldn't help let out a little giggle at this.

"But you could have told me before I slept with her!" Dumbledore shouted. Harry could feel his power from outside the oak doors. By this time Harry was on the floor in Hysterics. He slipped on the hem of his robes and tumbled down the stone stairs. He woke up a week later in Saint Mungos with no recollection of why he was laughing, Dumbledore for one was proud of this. Most of his tripping hexes wouldn't go through those doors.