ok guyz dis id my first Supernatal fic so I hope it's good. Let me know what you think
Deen was sitting in his office, a-twiddlin' his thumbs. He was thinking about how much fun it would be to go kill some arkagnels or whatever dafuq is on his show where the agnel s are and sutff. 1st amandement wwo;ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!1111 He was looking foreward to killing some angeles or something. Hu pulled on his black leather vest his conle Todd gave him. Uncle Todd was his best friend and had been forever. Todd was a hariry mand which deen liked. Deen put his feet up on the desk, waiting for his next client.
Suddenly, a lady walked in. She was a pretty gal. She had long, curly red hair and one blue eye and one green one. She had a perfectly streaght nose and a pointy chin like in anime. She was real tall and skinny. She flipped her hair out her eyes. She lowered her eyes sexily at Deen. He lept sarcastically up from his seat.
"I have jamais seen an ladé as gorgedous as toi," he said, doing the french becasue he wanted 2 b all romantical. The lady blushed precipitously.
"I'm dans love with thee." he said frenchily.
Zarabella gasped enthusiastically.
"REALLLY?! how could anyone b in the love w/ sum1 as crepuscular and impulsing as moi?"
"You art as beuatiful as a princess with a really nice wig on and it was a blonde wig and lal shiny."
"WHAT" Zarabella sCreamed. "I'm not that pretty" "the grils at school all make fun of me cuz I;m to derfret."
"How could thaty do such an apoplectic thing to thou, my little shoe?"
"I don't know" she sobbed. "I just which I was less noticalble. I'm embraced."
"How dare they?" "wHAT school do you go to?"
"Harper county jr. high"
"lets go ther and teach them an lesson"
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They go out of Deen's hatrad and came to the steps of da skool.
"Evil grils hear my wrath" Deen shooted spastically. His brithmark glowed like velvet reain. Zarabelle gassped, impressed by his godlike man prowess.
"Citizens of the jr hi hear her tragic stroy" Deen vulcetrated. Zarabelle knew it was her turn to speak.
"You peoples are so mean you make me want to arab myslef. I cum home everyday wanting to cry and destroi all of u." Zarabelli strated to scream super super load. Suddenly, Every1's faces shattered like stainglass wimdowns when Stan pees at it.
"WORSHIP STAN!111111111111 WROSHROP STANA!111 deen screamed, as the school burned in da flamez of demon juice. Zadrabelia laffed as all the skulls of her archaenemies melted before their very eyez!111 Suddenly, she started making out wif Deen cuz of the power of da moment.
What do you guyz think? I'll probs updat over da weekend. No critzism pls Donat b mean 2 me. plz R+R!111
