Disclamer: The chars arn't mine. Hogwarts isn't mine. This story is mine. Yay, I own something!

Warnings: Remus is gay. Sirius may or may not be. Deal with it, or don't read it. No flames please.

Note: Most of the time Sirius isn't nearly as moronic as he is in this story. They have recently been trying to transform (this is fourth year, before they managed) and they got kind of stupid for a while. It randomly and suddenly disappears with a sneeze. (o.O, I'm crazy) James has already sneezed. Peter and Sirius have not.
They were stupidest right before they went back to their regular intelegence.

R&R!

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"Sirius, did you hear the new rumor about you?" asked James, prompting a groan from Sirius.

"Yes, I heard it. Everybody has. Everybody thinks they are true. Especily my fanclub. Five of them have told me they are going to kill themselves if I don't tell them, right now, that it's not." muttered Sirius.

"How come your fanclub is so much bigger than mine, anyway?" asked James.

"If It were up to me, you could have all of mine." sighed Sirius "It's not like any of them are my type anyway." James opened his mouth to say something, but just then Remus walked over to where they were sitting in the common room. Remus flopped down on the couch next to Sirius and rubbed his temples.

"Remus, what's wrong?" asked James.

"I have spent the last two hours tutoring Peter in Charms." answered Remus with a groan.

"You are very brave," James replied, "Where is Peter, anyway?"

"Kitchens, begging food off the house-elves," Remus said.

"Oh Sirius," whimpered a girl who belonged to Sirius's fanclub, "Are those rumors true? Are you really- Are you really g- gay?"

"No," he stood up and turned to the center of the room, "I'm not bloody GAY, so STOP ASKING ME!" he shouted, before falling back on the couch. The fan-girl fled. "This is the most disgusting rumor ever!"

"I'm gonna go lie down until this headache is gone" muttered Remus, before rushing off.

"Whats with him?" asked Sirius, "Ouch, what was that for?" he added when James thumped him on the head.

"Are you compleatly oblivious, or just an arsehole?"

"I'm gonna go with oblivious. What was that for, and what's with Remus?" Sirius asked, rubbing his head.

"You remember that Ravenclaw boy, Andrew, Remus hung out with a lot last year? And how he always blushed when Andrew was mentioned? And how Remus got all deppressed around when they started avoiding eachother?"

"You mean that annoying boy that always got that stupid goofy smile when Remus was around, til he started looking at Malfoy that way?" His eyes widened, "Oh, shit!"

"You are a moron."

"Yes. I am. Now what'm I supposed to do?"

"Umm... go say your sorry to Remus?"

"Oh right." Sirius said, before getting up and walking over to the stairs to the boys' dorm. He paused for a second to sneeze.

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Yay, the first chapter is done! I am activly working on the second one. I am also working on the second chapter of Truth or Dare, but not quite so activly. but I promise I will finish it! sometime....

This story didn't quite seem to flow right to me, but I couldn't actualy find many problems. When you review, could you tell me if you noticed any problems? Thanks!