" The Pompoms are
Spontaneously
Exploding!"

By: LizzieBlack

Disclaimer: Alright I own none of the characters you
recognize. I am not J.K. Rowling. DON'T SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am
a poor young girl who has nothing better to do then sit in
front of her computer and write stories that make no sense
what-so-ever.

Author's note: Ugh! I hate author's notes. I guess I hate them
because I talk too much and I can write one of these all day
…hmm, oh well, I'll save my readers the agony and just tell
what this story is about. This story is about… about… ohhh
come on you didn't REALLY expect me to ruin the whole
thing for you by telling you. I don't think so! I'll tell you the
characters though…( I guess that wouldn't ruin the story too
much…) there is in this corner, the Hogwarts side including
the famous: Moony the amazing half man half wolf, Wormtail
the evil git, Padfoot the king of Dungbombs, Prongs the
prankster that made McGonagall's hair gray, Lily the love of
Snape's life (eewww!), and a (slightly) strange prankster by
the name of Elizabeth (call her Lizzie or die
). And on Miranda's side: Shannon, Lana, Elaina, Jenna,
Heather, Sarah, Melissa, Courtney, Sara, Nichelle, Jasmine,
and Michelle. And may the flying pigs of New Orleans be
with anyone who wishes to continue on with this fic. ( Don't
question my sanity, there ARE flying pigs in New Orleans,
they just are invisible. Humph!)

Disclaimer 2: Oh come on, do I REALLY have to put another
one of these??? Oh, well, better safe then sorry. The
cheerleaders own themselves. The great authors I mentioned
and their assorted umm, thingies belong to them. And
everything else (whether I want it or not) belongs to me. Oh
yeah! Elizabeth owns me, I'd say she's my muse, but she
controls me, so I can't. And if you have heard of something
and it is not mine assort it with who it belongs to.




Chapter 1

"Hi! I'm Ashleigh, and I'm here to tell you about my…"
Miranda didn't even finish the sentence she was writing
before tearing the page out of her notebook. "Oh come on,
Miranda," she mumbled to no one in particular, "You'll never
get that "Golden Toad" award if you keep coming up with
duplicates of stories you've already read. I mean, all the good
ideas are taken!! How can anybody write a halfway decent fic
while asking themselves, 'What would SpamWarrior,
Nemesis, Eliza Diawna Snape, Gypsy, and all those other
GREAT authors think'. I mean, I know not ALL of the good
ideas are taken but…" she was abruptly cut off from her
discussion with herself by her best friend, Lana. "Miranda,
COME ON!!!!!! If I'm late for cheerleading practice one more
time Coach Davidson will kill me!!!" Lana yelled to her friend.
You see, Lana was one of the cheerleading squad (and one that
wasn't snobby). And as Miranda's mom worked late, she had
to ride home with Lana. Since Miranda had finished her
homework in study hall, the tall, seventh grader had nothing
better to do then watch the cheerleaders or write Harry Potter
fanfiction. She decided to choose the latter.
As Lana and the rest of the cheerleaders warmed up
Miranda started day dreaming.
Now, you need to worry when Miranda starts
daydreaming, who knows what may happen (usually nothing
good). She thought of everything from where she was going
to live in college, to the' Wizard of Oz'. She was just starting
to ponder what she would have for lunch next week when she
had a strikingly brilliant idea (as she so often had). " I
wonder…," she thought, "if I can do like Dorothy in "The
Wizard of Oz" and clap my heals together and morph
someplace. Well, I might as well try… now where, if I could
go anywhere, would I go?" she was pondering this when a
castle popped into her mind and the only place she could think
of to go was, Hogwarts.

So, that is exactly what she did. She didn't really expect
anything to happen, but as she clicked her heals together the
third time saying 'theirs no place like Hogwarts', she felt a
strange pull from somewhere behind her belly button. And
suddenly the gym was empty.

***
" Paint him purple," was the first thing Miranda heard. "
No, Green," said someone out of Miranda's view. "Where in
the heck are we???" someone said, making Miranda jump out
of her skin. Miranda turned around to find herself faced by…
cheerleaders?????
"Wha??"
"Where are we?????" chorused the cheerleaders. All
except for Lana.
" Oh God, what have you done now Miranda??" asked
Lana. Suddenly, Miranda knew where she was and how she
got there. And quite suddenly, all of the cheerleaders (except
Lana) fainted as she told them, "Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry."




A/N How's that?? Tell me!! Tell me!! Tell me!!! If I don't
get at least five reviews asking me to continue this you will
never find out who wants to paint who green (or purple). So,
please review!!!!! If not, write me!! I love e-mail!!!!!!!!!!!