Hey guys wow I actually wrote some new material so please stop the death threats!!!! Pretty please, it's not nice to threaten to kill the writer and you really wont get anything written then and I'll set Duo and Wufei on you so there!!! Well here we go as promised an angst free fic * everyone faints with shock* enjoy and be warned this is pretty much fluff (I promised you D.A so here it is) well see you later and if you hate this fic let me know!!! You have the power to change me, and if you like it also let me know I write more when given praise, Ja ne Elspeth.
Duo-ble trouble.
Chapter one.
" Um hi Heero!" Said an annoyingly cheerful voice from above
Heero turned his head to see who it was and promptly smacked it of his gundam growling he ducked under wing zero and saw a very familiar chestnut braid in front of his face. Duo!! He should of known Duo was the only one insane enough to disturb him when he was working the baka!
"I'm busy baka get lost" he snapped turning back to his gundam and ignoring his koi. Two minutes later he was interrupted again by insistent tugging on his arm.
" Hey you don't understand this is really important!!" Duo whined, however due to the tugging on his arm Heero then smacked his head off his gundam again giving matching lumps like horns on either side of his head and putting him in an even worse mood.
" I said get lost!!" heero yelled throwing Duo off his arm and sending him skidding across the hanger floor on his butt. Satisfied that he had finally got some peace from his over excitable partner heero for the third time retuned his attention to repairing the latest scars to wing zero.
" Hey that wasn't nice! Why don't you come out here and I'll smack some manners into you mr grumpy"
Heero's eyebrows shot up in surprise
"Smack some manners into me?" he muttered what the heck was the matter with Duo ? Did he have one more screw loose than usual today? His curiosity piped he finally climbed down from the gundam to see Duo picking himself up off the floor and dusting himself off. Heero leaned against the wall waiting to see what Duo would do next. He watched the braided pilot stand up his back still to heero as he straightened his plait ajusted his blue bomber jacket and dusted down his orange daisy short covered butt. Wait a minute DAISY SHORTS?
" DAISY SHORTS!! What the hell are you wearing baka?!! Have you any idea how stupid you look?" exploded heero half way in between laughter and utter disbelief.
Duo spun round hands on hips.
" hey I don't mock your clothes spandex boy! We didn't have many clothes on the colonies we made do with what we had what's your excuse buddy?" heero continued to crease up laughing at the sight of the god of death clad in orange floral print in stead of the normal basic black, then he noticed Duo wasn't laughing with him in fact his normal quirky smile was set in a firm annoyed line the usual happy violet eyes were blazing and then he noticed something else……Duo had boobs!
Heero stopped laughing and stared
" wait a minute you're a girl !" said the astonished pilot.
" Well duh! Of course I'm a girl last time I checked anyways and what type of stupid comment is that!!" fumed the female Duo she was begining to think this guy was a complete lunitic. Heero pulled out his gun and aimed it at the girl treating her to his best death glare.
" Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing here!! If this is some Oz trick I'll blast your brains all over this hanger" threatened Heero. The girl backed away looking like a scared rabbit. Ok she thought scratch lunatic pencil in homicidal maniac!! What has Sally gotten me into!! The girl held up her hands and backed into the wall. Looking round for an escape she saw none and Heero was advancing on her.
He brought the gun against her forehead.
" Start talking or omae-o-korosu and believe me you wont be the first" the girl shut her eyes swallowed and began talking very fast.
" Sallysentme * deep breath* shesaidmybrothermightbehere * another breath* andtheguysovertheresaidtoaskyou" Heero narrowed his eyes and digested what she'd gabbled
"Sally sent you?" he asked the panic stricken girl, she nodded furiously.
"hn" he put the gun back on safety just as Quatre came round the corner
"Heero have you seen…oh Allah Heero what the heck are you doing to Duo stop that leave him alone!!!!" yelled a horrified Quatre rushing up to Heero. Heero took the gun away from the girl's head and stepped away from her.
" I'd take another look at "him" if I were you Quatre "she" isn't Duo" said Heero pointing at her with his gun. Quatre blinked then walked up to the girl and looked her over; the girl squirmed feeling a bit like an animal in the zoo.
" Wow your right " breathed Quatre " but the resemblance is amazing," he continued walking round the girl.
" Um excuse me but can you all stop looking at me I feel like meat in a butchers " Quatre stood up straight and blushed looking flustered.
" Oh I'm terribly sorry where are my manners my name is Quatre Rebarber Winner" said Quatre offering his hand to the girl and giving her his best smile " the guy with the gun" he jerked his head in Heero's direction " is Heero Yuy don't mind him he didn't mean anything earlier and is very sorry aren't you Heero?"
"Hn" muttered heero before returning to his gundam again. The girl smiled back
" My name is Celeste Maxwell and I came here because Sally Po said my brother might be here." Quatre's blue eyes went wide with surprise
" Maxwell? Your name is Maxwell?" said Quatre amazed staring at the girl
" Yeah" replied the girl " I get my name from the church I was raised same as my brother" she blushed and looked at her feet feeling awkward " look um I don't mean to sound rude or anything but um did I hear you guys mention a Duo? as in Duo Maxwell? it's just I've been looking for him for a long time and Sally said he was here"
Quatre's eyes even went wider before he smiled again and golmped the girl.
" Oh this is wonderful your Duo's sister? Well of course you are look at you oh he'll be so happy!! I didn't even know he had a sister," babbled the excited boy
" Neither did I " growled Heero rejoining the conversation. Celeste and Quatre turned to see heero striding towards them looking very annoyed and angry.
" How do we know she's telling the truth, how come Duo never mentioned her before he would have told me about her!" he continued keeping his eyes fixed on the braided girl. Quatre tried to calm the Japanese guy down getting in between him and Celeste.
" Heero look at her we both thought she was Duo," he reasoned
"Surgery can do that she could be a spy," snapped back Heero. " You're way too trusting Quatre". Quatre sighed trying to keep the situation calm before it erupted in violence.
" Well we can get Duo if anyone will know if she's his sister he will" pleaded Quatre gently pushing heero away from Celeste. "I'll just go get him shall I?" Quatre then saw the murderous look on Heero's face and the pleading " don't leave me" look on Celeste's face " um I'll just get Trowa to get him while we wait he shall I?" he amended.
"Sure" mumbled Heero, Celeste nodded giving Quatre thank you looks, Quatre sighed again and walked over to heavy arms and whispered to Trowa what to do, Trowa looked over his koi's shoulder at Celeste.
His one visible eye went wide but that was the only outward sign of surprise on the boys face. He finished listening to Quatre's instructions, nodded kissed his koi on the cheek and then walked to the far side of the hanger where deathsythe was leaving Quatre turning bright red and Celeste and Heero to sit and wait in awkward murderous silence.
Duo was singing at the top of his voice as he dug through all the junk he had stored in death scythes cockpit.
" SO IF YOU SEE HER STANDING THERE WITH GREEN EYES AND LONG BLONDE HAIR" Trowa walked up to the gundam and ducked to avoid being hit by old McDonalds cartons and smelly socks that were being chucked out of the cockpit, by the pilot. Good grief thought the heavy arms pilot, his gundam's nearly as messy as his room and pigs had refused to go in there because it was too dirty!!
"Duo" he called
" SHE WONT BE WEARING UNDERWEAR...oh cool half a mars bar save that for later!" Duo continued oblivious. Trowa grimaced at the thought of left over mars bar, shrugged then cupped his hands round his mouth and tried again.
" Hey duo"
"AND YOU'LL DISCOVER THIS…" Trowa sighed and yelled again
" HEY DUO!!!!" this time success Duo's head popped up wearing huge earphones, he smiled and waved to Trowa
"HEY TROWA WHAT'S UP BUDDY?" he yelled back. Trowa gave up on speech and just motioned that Duo should come down. Duo nodded and slid down the front of deathsythe stopping in front of the taller boy and removing his earphones.
" Hey Trowa you wanted me?" Trowa nodded
" You have a visitor Quatre sent me to get you" Duo grinned and straightened his clothes brushing the remains of lunch of them
" A visitor huh what kind of visitor" he asked as he tried to wipe ketchup off his top
" A girl " replied Trowa looking at all the rubbish on the ground off of Duo's annual clear out of deathsythe and feeling rather ill were sandwiches supposed to be green and furry?
" A girl? Really?" said Duo excitedly " let's go then don't wanna keep the lady waiting" he grabbed Trowa by the arm and hauled the taller pilot off away from the bombsite that was deathsythe corner of the hanger.
Duo barged into the middle of Heero holding Celeste by the throat and Quatre desperately trying to pry him off. Celeste then kicked Heero in the *censored* dropping the japanese piolt like a tons of bricks. Duo skidded to a halt and picked Heero back up who was now looking a touch queasy.
" hey He-chan are you ok? Trowa says there's a girl looking for me where is she?" Heero looked up and scowled at Celeste and pointed at her.
" i'm fine and she's over there she "claims" to be related to you" he said in a shaky newly aquired high pitched tone .
" related to me? all my relations are dead" said Duo confused he turned and his face froze in amazement as he looked at the girl for the first time, his jaw scrapping the floor.
" do you know her?" asked Quatre nervously Duo had just gone deathly pale like he'd seen a ghost.
" oh my god!!!! lese!!?!!" squeaked Duo and then he passed out.
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Duo-ble trouble.
Chapter one.
" Um hi Heero!" Said an annoyingly cheerful voice from above
Heero turned his head to see who it was and promptly smacked it of his gundam growling he ducked under wing zero and saw a very familiar chestnut braid in front of his face. Duo!! He should of known Duo was the only one insane enough to disturb him when he was working the baka!
"I'm busy baka get lost" he snapped turning back to his gundam and ignoring his koi. Two minutes later he was interrupted again by insistent tugging on his arm.
" Hey you don't understand this is really important!!" Duo whined, however due to the tugging on his arm Heero then smacked his head off his gundam again giving matching lumps like horns on either side of his head and putting him in an even worse mood.
" I said get lost!!" heero yelled throwing Duo off his arm and sending him skidding across the hanger floor on his butt. Satisfied that he had finally got some peace from his over excitable partner heero for the third time retuned his attention to repairing the latest scars to wing zero.
" Hey that wasn't nice! Why don't you come out here and I'll smack some manners into you mr grumpy"
Heero's eyebrows shot up in surprise
"Smack some manners into me?" he muttered what the heck was the matter with Duo ? Did he have one more screw loose than usual today? His curiosity piped he finally climbed down from the gundam to see Duo picking himself up off the floor and dusting himself off. Heero leaned against the wall waiting to see what Duo would do next. He watched the braided pilot stand up his back still to heero as he straightened his plait ajusted his blue bomber jacket and dusted down his orange daisy short covered butt. Wait a minute DAISY SHORTS?
" DAISY SHORTS!! What the hell are you wearing baka?!! Have you any idea how stupid you look?" exploded heero half way in between laughter and utter disbelief.
Duo spun round hands on hips.
" hey I don't mock your clothes spandex boy! We didn't have many clothes on the colonies we made do with what we had what's your excuse buddy?" heero continued to crease up laughing at the sight of the god of death clad in orange floral print in stead of the normal basic black, then he noticed Duo wasn't laughing with him in fact his normal quirky smile was set in a firm annoyed line the usual happy violet eyes were blazing and then he noticed something else……Duo had boobs!
Heero stopped laughing and stared
" wait a minute you're a girl !" said the astonished pilot.
" Well duh! Of course I'm a girl last time I checked anyways and what type of stupid comment is that!!" fumed the female Duo she was begining to think this guy was a complete lunitic. Heero pulled out his gun and aimed it at the girl treating her to his best death glare.
" Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing here!! If this is some Oz trick I'll blast your brains all over this hanger" threatened Heero. The girl backed away looking like a scared rabbit. Ok she thought scratch lunatic pencil in homicidal maniac!! What has Sally gotten me into!! The girl held up her hands and backed into the wall. Looking round for an escape she saw none and Heero was advancing on her.
He brought the gun against her forehead.
" Start talking or omae-o-korosu and believe me you wont be the first" the girl shut her eyes swallowed and began talking very fast.
" Sallysentme * deep breath* shesaidmybrothermightbehere * another breath* andtheguysovertheresaidtoaskyou" Heero narrowed his eyes and digested what she'd gabbled
"Sally sent you?" he asked the panic stricken girl, she nodded furiously.
"hn" he put the gun back on safety just as Quatre came round the corner
"Heero have you seen…oh Allah Heero what the heck are you doing to Duo stop that leave him alone!!!!" yelled a horrified Quatre rushing up to Heero. Heero took the gun away from the girl's head and stepped away from her.
" I'd take another look at "him" if I were you Quatre "she" isn't Duo" said Heero pointing at her with his gun. Quatre blinked then walked up to the girl and looked her over; the girl squirmed feeling a bit like an animal in the zoo.
" Wow your right " breathed Quatre " but the resemblance is amazing," he continued walking round the girl.
" Um excuse me but can you all stop looking at me I feel like meat in a butchers " Quatre stood up straight and blushed looking flustered.
" Oh I'm terribly sorry where are my manners my name is Quatre Rebarber Winner" said Quatre offering his hand to the girl and giving her his best smile " the guy with the gun" he jerked his head in Heero's direction " is Heero Yuy don't mind him he didn't mean anything earlier and is very sorry aren't you Heero?"
"Hn" muttered heero before returning to his gundam again. The girl smiled back
" My name is Celeste Maxwell and I came here because Sally Po said my brother might be here." Quatre's blue eyes went wide with surprise
" Maxwell? Your name is Maxwell?" said Quatre amazed staring at the girl
" Yeah" replied the girl " I get my name from the church I was raised same as my brother" she blushed and looked at her feet feeling awkward " look um I don't mean to sound rude or anything but um did I hear you guys mention a Duo? as in Duo Maxwell? it's just I've been looking for him for a long time and Sally said he was here"
Quatre's eyes even went wider before he smiled again and golmped the girl.
" Oh this is wonderful your Duo's sister? Well of course you are look at you oh he'll be so happy!! I didn't even know he had a sister," babbled the excited boy
" Neither did I " growled Heero rejoining the conversation. Celeste and Quatre turned to see heero striding towards them looking very annoyed and angry.
" How do we know she's telling the truth, how come Duo never mentioned her before he would have told me about her!" he continued keeping his eyes fixed on the braided girl. Quatre tried to calm the Japanese guy down getting in between him and Celeste.
" Heero look at her we both thought she was Duo," he reasoned
"Surgery can do that she could be a spy," snapped back Heero. " You're way too trusting Quatre". Quatre sighed trying to keep the situation calm before it erupted in violence.
" Well we can get Duo if anyone will know if she's his sister he will" pleaded Quatre gently pushing heero away from Celeste. "I'll just go get him shall I?" Quatre then saw the murderous look on Heero's face and the pleading " don't leave me" look on Celeste's face " um I'll just get Trowa to get him while we wait he shall I?" he amended.
"Sure" mumbled Heero, Celeste nodded giving Quatre thank you looks, Quatre sighed again and walked over to heavy arms and whispered to Trowa what to do, Trowa looked over his koi's shoulder at Celeste.
His one visible eye went wide but that was the only outward sign of surprise on the boys face. He finished listening to Quatre's instructions, nodded kissed his koi on the cheek and then walked to the far side of the hanger where deathsythe was leaving Quatre turning bright red and Celeste and Heero to sit and wait in awkward murderous silence.
Duo was singing at the top of his voice as he dug through all the junk he had stored in death scythes cockpit.
" SO IF YOU SEE HER STANDING THERE WITH GREEN EYES AND LONG BLONDE HAIR" Trowa walked up to the gundam and ducked to avoid being hit by old McDonalds cartons and smelly socks that were being chucked out of the cockpit, by the pilot. Good grief thought the heavy arms pilot, his gundam's nearly as messy as his room and pigs had refused to go in there because it was too dirty!!
"Duo" he called
" SHE WONT BE WEARING UNDERWEAR...oh cool half a mars bar save that for later!" Duo continued oblivious. Trowa grimaced at the thought of left over mars bar, shrugged then cupped his hands round his mouth and tried again.
" Hey duo"
"AND YOU'LL DISCOVER THIS…" Trowa sighed and yelled again
" HEY DUO!!!!" this time success Duo's head popped up wearing huge earphones, he smiled and waved to Trowa
"HEY TROWA WHAT'S UP BUDDY?" he yelled back. Trowa gave up on speech and just motioned that Duo should come down. Duo nodded and slid down the front of deathsythe stopping in front of the taller boy and removing his earphones.
" Hey Trowa you wanted me?" Trowa nodded
" You have a visitor Quatre sent me to get you" Duo grinned and straightened his clothes brushing the remains of lunch of them
" A visitor huh what kind of visitor" he asked as he tried to wipe ketchup off his top
" A girl " replied Trowa looking at all the rubbish on the ground off of Duo's annual clear out of deathsythe and feeling rather ill were sandwiches supposed to be green and furry?
" A girl? Really?" said Duo excitedly " let's go then don't wanna keep the lady waiting" he grabbed Trowa by the arm and hauled the taller pilot off away from the bombsite that was deathsythe corner of the hanger.
Duo barged into the middle of Heero holding Celeste by the throat and Quatre desperately trying to pry him off. Celeste then kicked Heero in the *censored* dropping the japanese piolt like a tons of bricks. Duo skidded to a halt and picked Heero back up who was now looking a touch queasy.
" hey He-chan are you ok? Trowa says there's a girl looking for me where is she?" Heero looked up and scowled at Celeste and pointed at her.
" i'm fine and she's over there she "claims" to be related to you" he said in a shaky newly aquired high pitched tone .
" related to me? all my relations are dead" said Duo confused he turned and his face froze in amazement as he looked at the girl for the first time, his jaw scrapping the floor.
" do you know her?" asked Quatre nervously Duo had just gone deathly pale like he'd seen a ghost.
" oh my god!!!! lese!!?!!" squeaked Duo and then he passed out.
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