"Steve, c'mere. You're overdue for your next lesson in pop culture."
"Ok, but please no more Lady Gaga. I know who she is and that's enough."
"Fine, no more Gaga. Sit your butt down here… No, here, Steve. Next to me. Geez, I don't bite."
"…ok. It's just that… We're awful close."
"Sure know how to make a girl feel special there Cap."
"No! I didn't mean-"
"You never do. Now shut up and watch. Learn. Embrace it."
... "Is this a kids' show? I already know what sound animals make."
"Do you Steve? Are you sure?"
"Yes, pretty sure.
…..
That is not what a fox sounds like."
"Shhhh, just listen and enjoy. Let the weirdness flow through you."
"They are obsessed with foxes. Are they scientists?"
"They're Norwegian."
"So... they're not scientists?"
"No Steve. No they're not."
"What do angels have to do with foxes? And why would a fox know Morse code? Or a horse for that matter?"
"It's a joke Steve. Just go with it."
"But-"
"Shh. This is my favorite part. Listen to the fox!"
"… where do you find these things Darcy?"
"Actually, Clint sent me that link. It has over 150 million views, and he knew I'd like it. Which I do, so don't go trying to change my mind with logic."
"… I don't get it."
"That's ok Steve. We'll work on it."
Sigh. "Do we have to?"
"Yep. It's my duty to fully integrate you into the 21st century Cap. Now, let's stick with the animal theme. There's a great song about badgers that you'll just love… Oooh, and you like Pop Tarts right?"
