DUCKY
PARODY OF "LUCKY"
BY BRITNEY SPEARS
spoken: "This is a story about a cute little ducky."
Early morning, she wakes up.
Splash, splash, splash to the face.
Time for her to meet the crowd.
She should have brought her can of mace.
They go: "Isn't she quacky, this happy little duck?"
(chorus) And they say: "She's a ducky.
Quack. Quack. Quack.
Soon she'll be beaten like a meat sack, oh yeah!
There will be a yummy ducky in our guts.
If she thinks she can get away, she's nuts!
The duckies hope it's all a dream,
and soon they'll all be woken up.
But the world keeps spinning, hunters keep on winning.
The Ducky says that it's about to stop.
(chorus)
Spoken: "It's all out war, duckies versus hunters! And the winners are...the duckies??!!"
"This is George reporting at the beginning of duck season...HUH??!! The duckies are fighting back! Here they come!!"
Isn't she ducky, a psychotic duck?
She is so Ducky, but will she soon fry?
There's a dinner missing.
The ducks'll kick butt tonight!
(chorus)
In no way do I own Britney Spears or Lucky. Special thanx to Chas Cramer, who helped me write this dumb parody.:P Have a nice day!
PARODY OF "LUCKY"
BY BRITNEY SPEARS
spoken: "This is a story about a cute little ducky."
Early morning, she wakes up.
Splash, splash, splash to the face.
Time for her to meet the crowd.
She should have brought her can of mace.
They go: "Isn't she quacky, this happy little duck?"
(chorus) And they say: "She's a ducky.
Quack. Quack. Quack.
Soon she'll be beaten like a meat sack, oh yeah!
There will be a yummy ducky in our guts.
If she thinks she can get away, she's nuts!
The duckies hope it's all a dream,
and soon they'll all be woken up.
But the world keeps spinning, hunters keep on winning.
The Ducky says that it's about to stop.
(chorus)
Spoken: "It's all out war, duckies versus hunters! And the winners are...the duckies??!!"
"This is George reporting at the beginning of duck season...HUH??!! The duckies are fighting back! Here they come!!"
Isn't she ducky, a psychotic duck?
She is so Ducky, but will she soon fry?
There's a dinner missing.
The ducks'll kick butt tonight!
(chorus)
In no way do I own Britney Spears or Lucky. Special thanx to Chas Cramer, who helped me write this dumb parody.:P Have a nice day!
