Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!!!! DON"T SUE!!
It all started as I walked into school, the Monday after I got back to Forks I just knew the day was going to suck. I was getting out of my handy, dandy, trusty red pick-up truck. Hey, don't bash my truck, it has character. I was accosted by Newton. He is like my very own personal puppy. He is always hanging around me asking me out, I have tried to let him down easy but you would think after 7 years he'd get a hint. WRONG! He even looks like a golden retriever with his blond spiky hair, and very round, baby cheeks.
He was trying to act cool, I think. "Hey, Bella it's great you're back, we have all missed you!" He said as he tried to hug me. Ack! I thought as I dodged his hug. "How did you like Phoenix?"
"It was fine" I'd replied stiffly trying not to make it to obvious I was trying to run away from him.
"Well, Bella, I have been wondering… there's a dance coming up. Would you go with me, please." Wow, that didn't take much time, I thought to myself.
"New…Mike, I'm flattered, but um, I have a boyfriend in Phoenix. Sorry" I had lied pretty pathetically. . I know very pathetic. I didn't have much time. I only wish I had a boyfriend, let alone my fist kiss. Yes, my lips are virgin. So is the rest of me. But what can I do since I have not found the right guy yet.
"Oh, "He said looking heartbroken"Well, if you break up with him let me know. Maybe we'll have some classes together. Gotta run before I'm late. Seeya!"
Thank god, he's gone. It took long enou…."Darn!!!" I say as I trip. Catching myself as I trip, but all my books go flying. Everyone starts laughing as I try to get up and fall again. Oh, no it can't be! It is.
"Oh, Lauren, look the klutz it back." Evil enemy 1says (a.k.a. Jessica)
"I knew something was wrong," Evil enemy 2 says (a.k.a. Lauren)" Why don't you do us all a favor and go back to Phoenix?"
"Yep, I missed you to, Lauren" I mummer to myself as they walk away cackling… I mean laughing. And on that pleasant note, I walk into the office to get my schedule.
