Full metal chicken randomness
Episode 2
on screen there's a dead flat chicken on the road. Then a mad scientist picks up the chicken and takes him back to a lab in a castle to fix him up. The chicken came out with one robotic wing and one robotic leg.
The scientist: It's ALIVE!
Then the scientist takes the chicken to a chair and strapped him in and clamped eyes open and made him watch hundreds of TVs.
Riddle me this
Cut to TV. TV goes fuzzy to a channel. Channel clears to show a girl shaking and talking to a boy.
Misty: Riddle me this…Why the FUCK IS IT SO FUCKING COLD?!
Envy: Because of global warming, the earth is gone wacky and is warming the other side of the globe while we are freezing our Ass's off!
Misty: 2012! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! HIDE YOUR SISTERS, MOTHERS, FATHERS, BROTHERS, COUSINS, AND HOES AND HIDE UNDERGROUND!
So they went underground.
Misty: So should we repopulate?
Envy: Sorry honey but Homunculus's can't bread.
Misty: What a twist!
