Happy Thanksgiving everyone! This story Guest stars Oreo7735 as Jack Sparrow (MyHatRox) and the loverly star42430 as The-Cat-In-The-Hat (thingXowner). Oreo owns herself, I own myself, Disney owns Jack Sparrow, and Dr.Suess owns The-Cat-In-The-Hat. Oh yea, and the internet owns the world.
PS: sorry the bold is off, stupid bold...
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MyHatRox: Ello
thingXowner: Eggo
MyHatRox: I like Turkey
thingXowner: Turkey rox my socks
MyHatRox: Turkey is fly yooooo
thingXowner: totally
MyHatRox: I like it in cranberry sauce
thingXowner: ZOMG, did you know its Thanksgiving?
MyHatRox: NO WAY!
thingXowner: really, its when we celebrate the creation of Turkey farms
MyHatRox: I robbed a turkey farm one time
MyHatRox: I got chased by a cow
thingXowner: I stole a pumpkin once, me and thing 2 rolled it down this big hill...
thingXowner: and then Thing 1 yelled at us
MyHatRox: hahaaa
MyHatRox: My tamagotchi is an apple xD
thingXowner: apples rule
thingXowner: Will got it for my birthday
thingXowner: eww, Will? needs to be decontaminated
MyHatRox: Norrington got one too
MyHatRox: His is pink with flowers
thingXowner: and how come I wasn't invited?!
MyHatRox: Mine is manly
MyHatRox: Cuz
MyHatRox: You're a cat
MyHatRox: I'm allegic to you
thingXowner: so?
MyHatRox: -sneeze-
thingXowner: oh yea, i forgot about that...
MyHatRox: why am I talking to you?
thingXowner: cause im cute and cuddly
MyHatRox: You're a cat
thingXowner: you should get one of those tube breathing things and come eat turkey at my house
MyHatRox: Which means you're colorblind
MyHatRox: yeah
MyHatRox: you probably have cat pee everywhere
thingXowner: -hiss-
MyHatRox: -grrr-
MyHatRox: I'LL SET NORRINGTON ON YOU
thingXowner: I'LL SET THINGS 1 AND 2 ON YOU
MyHatRox: I'LL SET...um...AN EVIL TURKEY ON YOU
MyHatRox: MWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
thingXowner: -gasp- not the evil Turkey!
MyHatRox: -gasp- HAHAHAAA
MyHatRox: i'm hungry
thingXowner: you leave me no choice, I'll set the evil Cranberries on you
MyHatRox: we need to stop at Port Royale to get McDonald's
MyHatRox: NO
MyHatRox: NOT THE CRANBERRIES
thingXowner: yes, the cranberries
MyHatRox: I'll set the Pumkin Pie on ye
thingXowner: aw MAN! Thing 2 ate the cranberries!
MyHatRox: I need some lays potato chips
MyHatRox: we need more potato chips
thingXowner: thing 2 is mutating into a crannberry creature...oh well
MyHatRox has signed off.
thingXowner: hellooooo?
thingXowner: I'm all alone. all aloney on my owney...
thingXowner has signed off.
