Happy Thanksgiving everyone! This story Guest stars Oreo7735 as Jack Sparrow (MyHatRox) and the loverly star42430 as The-Cat-In-The-Hat (thingXowner). Oreo owns herself, I own myself, Disney owns Jack Sparrow, and Dr.Suess owns The-Cat-In-The-Hat. Oh yea, and the internet owns the world.

PS: sorry the bold is off, stupid bold...

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MyHatRox: Ello

thingXowner: Eggo

MyHatRox: I like Turkey

thingXowner: Turkey rox my socks

MyHatRox: Turkey is fly yooooo

thingXowner: totally

MyHatRox: I like it in cranberry sauce

thingXowner: ZOMG, did you know its Thanksgiving?

MyHatRox: NO WAY!

thingXowner: really, its when we celebrate the creation of Turkey farms

MyHatRox: I robbed a turkey farm one time

MyHatRox: I got chased by a cow

thingXowner: I stole a pumpkin once, me and thing 2 rolled it down this big hill...

thingXowner: and then Thing 1 yelled at us

MyHatRox: hahaaa

MyHatRox: My tamagotchi is an apple xD

thingXowner: apples rule

thingXowner: Will got it for my birthday

thingXowner: eww, Will? needs to be decontaminated

MyHatRox: Norrington got one too

MyHatRox: His is pink with flowers

thingXowner: and how come I wasn't invited?!

MyHatRox: Mine is manly

MyHatRox: Cuz

MyHatRox: You're a cat

MyHatRox: I'm allegic to you

thingXowner: so?

MyHatRox: -sneeze-

thingXowner: oh yea, i forgot about that...

MyHatRox: why am I talking to you?

thingXowner: cause im cute and cuddly

MyHatRox: You're a cat

thingXowner: you should get one of those tube breathing things and come eat turkey at my house

MyHatRox: Which means you're colorblind

MyHatRox: yeah

MyHatRox: you probably have cat pee everywhere

thingXowner: -hiss-

MyHatRox: -grrr-

MyHatRox: I'LL SET NORRINGTON ON YOU

thingXowner: I'LL SET THINGS 1 AND 2 ON YOU

MyHatRox: I'LL SET...um...AN EVIL TURKEY ON YOU

MyHatRox: MWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

thingXowner: -gasp- not the evil Turkey!

MyHatRox: -gasp- HAHAHAAA

MyHatRox: i'm hungry

thingXowner: you leave me no choice, I'll set the evil Cranberries on you

MyHatRox: we need to stop at Port Royale to get McDonald's

MyHatRox: NO

MyHatRox: NOT THE CRANBERRIES

thingXowner: yes, the cranberries

MyHatRox: I'll set the Pumkin Pie on ye

thingXowner: aw MAN! Thing 2 ate the cranberries!

MyHatRox: I need some lays potato chips

MyHatRox: we need more potato chips

thingXowner: thing 2 is mutating into a crannberry creature...oh well

MyHatRox has signed off.

thingXowner: hellooooo?

thingXowner: I'm all alone. all aloney on my owney...

thingXowner has signed off.