Disclaimer: Diapers does own YGO GX. If she did Alexis wouldn't have survived past the first season! I only the Rydo Club and nothing else. I know it's a stupid idea but I wanted to get it out of my head. Rydo's a nice name, no? There WILL be (somewhat) Royalshipping, well maybe not a lot, there's major Spiritshipping (Mpreg!), onesided Valentineshipping, and and MAYBE a little bit of RyoEdo (whatever it's called XD) and yes, I am already losing much of my sanity. Read and Review and Enjoy..yadayada. Diapers loves all!

P/S Words in bold - reference to Stupid Chicken!, my Zane Torture fic.

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"Hello, is this the Rydo Club?" A gentle, feminine voice spoke from the other side of the phone line.

"Yes it is, Miss - or Ma'am - how may I help you?"

"May I please speak to Mr. Edo Phoenix please?"

"Yes, it's Edo speaking, how may I help you Ma'am? Or Miss?"

"EDO!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES!!" The ladylike voice squealed. Edo raised his eyebrows, feeling rather weird.

"Uh, I'm sorry but Miss - or Ma'am - do I actually know you?"

"YES OF COURSE YOU DO DON'T BE SILLY EDO!"

"Um, are you ome of my fan club members? If you are you shouldn't be calling this number, unless you want Ryo to pick up the other line and you want to get deaf."

"NO EDO YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW ME?? I AM SO HEARTBROKEN!" The female voice had turned from gentle to shriekish.

"Sorry but uh..no?"

"I'm YUKI JUDAI!!! Edo I'm so diappointed in you!!!"

"WHAAAAAAAT? JUDAI??" Edo exclaimed in a tone loud enough for the all the customers in the shop to look at him like an alien. When he realised what he'd done he quickly muttered "oops" under his breath and gave a sheepish grin.

Judai went for a sex change? Or he went back to being ten when his voice had not broke yet and he was still sqeaky? What the heck was going on here? This is a weird, weird, world, Edo concluded. His ears were still hurting from this morning when Ryo screamed at him for apparently no good reason.

"Edo..I'm-I'm pregnant!!! Johan and I-"

"WHAAAAAAT?" This time the exclaimation was even louder and filled woth more surprise than the previous one, which caused even more customers to shoot him weird looks and a few of them leaving in a jiffy without buying anything after seeing a 'mental escapee' in the shop they were patronising. Just at that precise moment, Ryo walked into the shop. Perfect timing.

"PHOENIX, YOU DROVE OUR CUSTOMERS AWAY!!! STOP TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR ASSHOLE FRIENDS AND GET TO WORK YOU KUKU!"

Geez, what's wrong with the Kaiser today? Pre-menstrual syndrome? Or he forget to take his contraception pills? Major bad temper on our first day of work, how fitting. Ryo shot him an icy death stare, one that said 'I'll kill you if you don't put down the phone', but Edo couldn't care less. He could go have mood swings all he wants, but he had no right to pull Edo onto the swing. Ignoring the Kaiser he went back to talking to a feminine shrieky Judai.

"Sorry, that was Ryo and his PMS. Whaaat, you're pregnant?? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard of in nineteen years!"

"So..I wanted to ask you if your shop sold...maternity wear."

As hard as he tried not to, Edo burst out in a stream of maniacal laughter, which earned him more odd glares, but he didn't seem to care anymore. Ryo stomped right in front of him, grabbed the phone and hollered into the speaker.

"BYE, I NEED TO GO FOR MY BUBBLE BATH NOW, I HOPE I DON'T SEE YA NEXT TIME!" He tried his best attempt to imitate Edo's voice but failed pathetically, and slammed the phone down.

"Hey! What was that for? Ryo, are you nuts?"

"Yes, I'm a walnut - no I'm NOT a nut, stupid, okay maybe hazelnut? Nooo! What am I rambling about-" The phone rang again. Ryo grabbed it before anyone else could.

Edo cringed, but let Ryo have his way anyway. He was in no mood to quarrel with anybody and the last thing he wanted to see was all the customers fleeing from the shop. He rearranged the clothes on the shelf to make them look nicer, but realised it didn't look very appealing so he put them back in their original position. At the counter, Ryo was still on the phone, hollering a little gentler than before. Look who's the kuku on the phone now, he mumbled, but was careful not to let The Person At The Counter hear it.

"I'm telling you for the 347816238746871236491th time, ASUKA'S ISN'T WITH ME! So shut up or I'll stuff a mop up your ass!"

"Oh really? Well this doesn't really come as a surprise to me. I knew her heart was always on my side," Manjyome declared, all dreamy.

"You're wasting my time you stupid kuku, if you're not calling to patronise the shop then put down the goddamn phone! Asuka's mine! SHE'LL NEVER LIKE YOU, not in a million years!"

"Whoa, the Kaiser woke up on the wrong side of the bed, huh?

"Don't - you - remind me of what happened when I woke up. Now I'm gonna hang up on your ass so don't you dare call back anymore!" He slammed the phone wih full force.

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Yes, that's the friggin' first chap XD Hope you guys liked it. More craziness in the next chap. Thanks for reading! Peace out!

Diapers