The Game (glee version)

***hey y'all I received a request on tumblr asking me to blend glee and the show the game samcedes style. I debated over it because I really should be focusing on my children's book (it's doing well thank you if ur wondering) but anyway here it is. This is just a "one shot" let me know what u think so far. If you like it or nahhhhh. Can you tell who's who? Have you seen The Game? I used to love it before it went to BET and died! Anyways I don't own either show or characters. I don't remember the name of the person that requested this either. I will share on tumblr. I'm mango-blogs on there.****


"Yo Rookie! Why ain't you wearing the jock strap on your face like we told you?" Puck asked as he shuffled through his duffle bag. Sam looked around at his team mates and laughed as if they were telling a joke. He was told in orientation by the guys that he had to wear every time he was in the locker room. "Ohhhhhhhhh you thought it was a joke?"

"Yeah my man you gotta wear it! We all had to do it!" Artie said as he sniffed his pits. "Yo Puck you got any deodorant? I refuse to buy any more for the rest of the year. It's just not part of my budget but Brits told me i can't come home funky no more!"

"Artie you gotta stop being cheap, man! Or you gon lose that fine ass wife of yours!" Puck said digging in his locker for a new pack. "Go long!" Puck said as Artie ran further down the locker room and caught it. Sam shook his head in amusement as he placed the jock strap back on his face. Although the fellas were rough with him he enjoyed every minute of it. He felt a sense of brotherhood when he was there.

Things were great for him the moment he got signed to the San Diego Sabers as a 2nd string receiver. He relocated with his girlfriend and things couldn't have been better for them. He was an only child growing up so the team automatically gave him brothers. And just like brothers they looked out for him but also picked on him. He took it all in stride. All of it will be worth it once he got on the field and started making the big money! At least that's what he promised his girlfriend Mercedes. He had to do some serious convincing to get her to relocate with him and go to med school at San Diego University.

"So fellas what we doing tonight?" Sam asked as he ran behind to catch up. They looked at him like the little brother who wanted to go clubbing with his big Bros who wanted him to stay home. He had to find a way to show them he was cool. He knew this was a great night to do it since Mercedes was going to meet with the Sunbeams today she nor any of the ladies will be home or expecting them.


Mercedes sat in the back of the room and watched as the girlfriends of the Sabers players discussed different events. She was only doing this because Sam said it would help him especially with how he's been treated on the team. Mercedes loved Sam with all her heart but with all her studies she just really didn't have the time to be here. He told her plenty times to go and each time she made an excuse but finally she gave in. Their relationship was straining because of how occupied they were. Not to mention Sam accused her of not being supportive. She hated hearing that so she decided to put her studies aside for her man.

"Any one have any ideas for the charity party? I nominated to host a charity event in honor of Lord tubbington, my cat!" Brittany said. Mercedes looked around the room completely unsure if she was serious, but by the looks of everyone it looked like she was. "As President of the Sunbeams I think I speak for us all when I say that the world has to many stray cats and as Sabers we need to do something about it!"

"Is she for real?"Mercedes finally asked the Latina woman sitting next to her. "She can't be serious!" Mercedes said before sipping her wine.

"The bitch is serious!" The Latina woman replied not looking for her and sipping her drank. "You got a problem with cats?"

"Who has a problem with cats?" Brittany asked. Mercedes still confused as she looked at everyone staring at her. "Great job Mercedes now you got everyone looking at you!" She thought to herself.

"This new bitch trying to run things!"

"I am not trying to run anything!" Mercedes responded placing her drink down. "I just can't believe you were serious!"

"So you think you have a better idea?" The Latina asked. "Who are you anyway?"

"I... am... my name is Mercedes Jones..." She began to say but was cut off when everyone started asking who was her man and why was she there. "My boyfriend is Sam Evans, wide receiver!" She announced proudly.

"Who the fuck is a Sam Evans?"

"Let me go get the roster!" Brittany said downing the last bit of her drink. "Calm down ladies!" She said running to the back.

"Look here, let me give you a run down newbie of how things go around here!" The Latina said standing up. "My name is Santana Lopez and Brits over there..."she said pointing her drink over at Brit who was frantically looking through the roster for Sam. "That's my homegirl, the bitch crazy, but she my homegirl, you don't come up in here talking bout her, ok?" Santana said looking Mercedes up and down.

"Ummm...I think we got off on the wrong foot here..."Mercedes said as she tried to calm down and remember she was doing this for Sam.

"Ohhhhhhhhh her boyfriend is the rookie!" Brittany said out loud as everyone laughed. Mercedes looked around confused.

"Lemme see him!" Santana said pulling the book and looking Sam up and then back at Mercedes. "Ohhhhhhhhh i see them trouty lips!" The sunbeams laughed again. Mercedes was through by that point. She didn't need this.

"You know what! Forget this and all of yall!" She said stomping up the stairs and then turning back. "You see this is all y'all have but me I'm in med school! One day you'll be on a gurney praying I save your life!" She turned on her heels and almost fell but Brit caught her.

"Slow down! We're all sisters here!" Brit said smiling at her. "Ladies let's meet another day!" She said as the other girls left.

"Why are you helping her? She's in MED SCHOOL! She don't need us!" Santana said drinking straight out the bottle.

"Mercedes, that's your name right?"

"Yeah!" She replied. She was definitely embarrassed but she walked back to her seat and listened to them. "I'm sorry I was rude!"

It's cool your new... going through a lot with your husband Simpson!"

"Sam!"

"That's what I said!"

"No you said..." Mercedes began to correct her when she looked over at Santana shaking her head discreetly telling her to let it go.

"How are y'all though? When me and Artie first started our relationship was on the rocks and we barely had sex more than 3 times a day!"

"Three times?"

"The bitch is a rabbit!"Santana said walking around drinking from the bottle. It took everything out of Mercedes not to laugh.

"Well we have been having some problems. And our schedules conflict 'cause of my studies. I'm doing this to show support but I really just want the spice back in the relationship." Mercedes opened up to them and was shocked. She never thought she would just talk freely like this.

"You know what! You need to do what Brit does for Artie... She teaches a class too!" Santana added sitting down.

"Ohh yes Mercedes! A nice strip tease will wake him right on up!"

"Wanky!"

"Get dressed in nothing but a trench coat or a skimpy negligée and sit in his favorite seat waiting for him. He will love it!"

"You think so?" Mercedes didn't have any sexy negligée but she could always buy some on the way home and surprise him.

"With an ass like yours, he'll love it!" Santana said looking at Mercedes ass and drinking some more. Mercedes wasn't too sure about Santana but she took their advice and went to surprise her man.

First thing she did was went shopping. She a sexy two piece negligée that showed off her curves and plumped up her breast. The black and red color looked exceptional on her skin and it came with a silk robe so she didn't need the trench coat. She went home bathed and oiled up and got dressed. Lit some candles all around. Played some R. Kelly and took a seat waiting for him to get home.


Sam was excited that the fellas were finally coming to his place. They grabbed some pizza and beers and followed him to his place. Of course they joked on where he lived. The car he drove although Artie said he thought it was a smart move financially.

"You can't make billions and live in the hood! It's a fact!" Puck said following Sam to the door. Sam laughed at the conversation they were having.

"I don't make billions yet and I don't live in the hood! Once I make decent money I'll make the investment and move to a house!" Sam said searching for his keys.

"If it weren't for Brit and the fact that my mom nosy I'd still live with her! Free home cooked meals, Brit can't cook for shit, free cleaning and baby sitting! I'd be living the life yo!" Artie said as he watched Sam fumble with his keys.

"Well y'all gon love inside my baby Mercedes decorated it just wait til you see-" Sam said as he opened the door in shock. Right in front of him sat Mercedes on the lazy boy with her legs wide open wearing a skimpy outfit. Mercedes screamed and closed her legs running to the back.

"Ohhhhhhhhh we like her decorations!" Puck said. Sam turned and pushed them out of his house with their mouths wide open.

"Mercedes WHAT THE HELL?"