I'm knuckles and I only have 1$ to buy things and I need more but I don't have more but I was told I could buy anything I wanted so I'm looking for a hooker and I'm looking for a chaos emerald babe, and I have one 1$ and now I'm walking down the street looking for one and I'm not afraid of anything! I'm a team player and I know how to treat the ladies, so I've been looking for a girl for about 2 hours now and I only have 1$ I guess they aren't cheap, I showed them my wiener and they cried, and I just have 1$.
I have mad skills to with this 1$ and I found this hot pink haired girl or something, I don't get girls but I gave her my 1$ and she spit on me, I think I did good, I suck at girls. Probably because they thought I was some cosplayer or something, I just wanted some hot girls for 1$ is that so wrong?
"Yolo," I whisper as I walk off into the night, one dollar less in my life.
