Seto Kaiba Guest Hosts Monday Night RAW

(I don't own WWE, Mellon Arena or Seto Kaiba)

Fireworks in the Arena

Michael Cole (M.C.): Welcome everyone to Monday Night Raw, we are LIVE in Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Jerry "King" Laywer (King): We have for our Special Guest Host tonight, Seto Kaiba the 4 Time Duel Monsters Champion and President of Kaiba Corporation.

CM Punk's Music plays as he comes out

(Crowd Boos)

CM Punk: Oh shut up!! You're all just pissed off that I that drug addict Jeff Hardy out of WWE. Guess what, I don't give a damn!! Because you see, you people don't understand what tonight's guest host is about. This supposed "4 Time Champion of Duel Monsters" is nothing but a fraud. He got his sorry ass kicked by a kid who's shorter than him, I'm sure that Kaiba takes a whole mess of drugs and booze to keep him the way he is.

(Crowd boos even more and chants "You Suck")

CM Punk: I'm going to prove to the world that only a Hardcore Straight Edge person is allowed to be a Champion at everything!

Seto Kaiba's music plays as he comes out

Kaiba: Do you have ANYTHING ELSE you'd like to add before I kick your ass for disgracing the Kaiba name!?

CM Punk: I said everything that needed to be said! And that's the truth!

Kaiba: Okay tough guy, I'll tell you what, later tonight; you and I will have a Tag Team match, find someone that will help you; not that anyone will want to. And I'll have a mystery opponent with me as my tag partner. If and when you lose; you're out of WWE FOREVER!!

Kaiba's music plays as he leaves

King: Kaiba is defiantly not playing around.

M.C.: So later tonight, it will be a Tag Team match CM Punk and his partner facing Seto Kaiba and his mystery tag team partner.

King: But our first match tonight will be John Cena facing Rey Mysterio. And later Tonight, DX will face Legacy; here tonight on RAW!

-pan commercial-

Skip to Cena and Mysterio fight

King: There it is!! The U Can't C Me with a 5-Knuckle Shuffle.

Cole: He's going for a cover! 1! 2! 3!

John Cena's music plays

Skip to the Main Event

CM Punk comes out with Carlito and CM Punk's music plays

Kaiba comes out with (GET READY!!!) JEFF HARDY, DX AND JOHN CENA all in DX ARMY Gear with DX's Music playing Fans are going crazy

Shawn Michaels: I guess Kaiba didn't tell you, huh Punk?

Triple H: Kaiba just changed it to a 5 on 2 match.

CM Punk (angry): What's Jeff Hardy doing here?!?!?!

Jeff: Mr. Kaiba actually had me come back after some talk with WWE Staff.

Cena: What you don't understand is; YOU AND YOUR HARDCORE STRAIGHT EGDE PROPAGANDA MAKE PRO WRESTLERS LOOK BAD!!

Kaiba: You know something; I think I'll change it to a 5 against one match!

Shawn: And if you aren't down with that, we got two words for you—

Crowd: SUCK IT!!

-After so many brash beatings; CM Punk is finally beat for the final time-

Kaiba: Next time you want to disgrace the Kaiba name; you'll think twice before you open your mouth!!!

Kaiba, Shawn, HHH, Cena & Jeff (in unison): And if you aren't down with that, we got 2 words for you----

Crowd: SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: Now get out before I call security!!

DX music plays as Cena, HHH, Shawn Michaels & Jeff Hardy poses for DX the crowd is going absolutely crazy!!

(Sorry if I had skipped a whole bunch, I was WAY short on time)