Well, that's it Alice thought miserably. She had been captured and was currently being escorted to her own world. They didn't even let me say good bye. She had been abducted by these very people before and she was always rescued. Unfortunately her knight in shining armor had been captured, no he ran away. Charlie was the only knight she knew, even if his armor was a little lackluster. Hatter on the other hand hadn't run away. He had attacked a whole hand of suits to rescue her, but this rescue attempt hadn't been a big of a success as his previous one had been, and he had been pulled from his horse and taken away from her. Brave, brave Hatter she sighed. Thanks to her he was probably dead now. If he had just decided not to help her he would be sitting in his little swivel chair happily raking in the dough. Alice shuddered to think of what would have happened to her if that scenario had played out.

Alice watched with despair as the new group of Oysters, no people, came through the Looking Glass. Helplessly, she saw the suits spray them with some sort of chemical that made them forget themselves. It made her sick, these people were kidnapping mothers, daughters, sisters, wives, husbands, brothers, sons, fathers. Father she thought painfully. Another loved one lost to this cruel world of logic-less nonsense, and, yes, Hatter was defiantly a very dear loved one. The glass rippled and Alice felt her rage turn to fury. These monsters had taken children. These little girls would never have a Hatter like she did, no one would come to their rescue. Say hello to your new Hatter, Alice silently told all the Oysters in Wonderland.

Knowing she had the element of surprise on her side, Alice quickly flipped the guards who had foolishly lessened their grip on her arms. In no time all of the suits were on the ground. She dashed up the stairs and soon found herself on the roof. She spied three suits getting prepared to take off on flamingos. As she watched two of them took off leaving the third behind. Waiting no time Alice quickly disarmed him and hopped on his ride.

"Ok, Alice you can do this," she told herself. Think about the others, a voice in her head told her. Isn't there another way? another voice pleaded.

Come on we have to save them!

But it's so high up!

I wouldn't let you do it if I didn't think you would be OK, a new voice called. It was a deep comforting voice with a swoon worthy accent.*

What if Hatter's alive? another voiced asked. That was all the convincing Alice needed, she swung her leg over the back of the bird and took off.


Me~ OOOOOh I'm putting my disclaimer at the end. Didn't see that coming did you? I bet you thought I forgot!

Hatter~ That's because you did forget, and plenty of people put the disclaimers at the end.

Me~ How would you know?

Hatter~ I read fanfictoin too.

Me~ I bet you were reading HatterxAlice smut, you little perv.

Hatter~ Why would I need to read it when I can do it?

Alice~ *(blushes)*

Me~ *(sweat drops)* Ewww TMI dude. I don't want to know that kinnda stuff.

Hatter~ What it's the truth.

Alice~ Random Romantasist 999 does not own SyFy's Alice, Syfy does. Please review, for you get an invisible Hatter plushie!

Me~ That's not fair you got to say it last time

Hatter~ Damn obsessed fangirs

*I "borrowed" the little bid about Hatter's "swoon-worthy accent" but I can't remember where I got it. If it is yours then PM me and I'll give you your credit