Sparda and the Pizza

A long time ago, the great dark knight Sparda was resting after his latest battle. He grew hungry and decided to find something to eat. He thought and thought but could not think of anything that would sate his appetite. He decided to create something that is both healthy and delicious. He decided that it needed grain, so he made a crust to hold the ingredients. Then he smeared tomato paste over it to add fruits. He added cheese for it strengthens bones and a strong warrior needs strong bones. Finally he added slices of meat. He surveyed his masterpiece and decided it would taste better cooked so he held it in Hellfire. He took it out and sliced it into 8 triangles to better eat it. He took a bit and nodded his head in satisfaction. Now the only problem was naming it.

*Fast forward a thousand years*

The sons of Sparda sat in the shop titled Devil May Cry. The older, Vergil, sat listening to his brother explain the origin of that disgusting stuff he calls food and why he should eat it.

"And what is your explanation for that?" Vergil asked his twin.

"I don't know. I guess because it sounded cool," Dante replied.

"I still think that pizza is disgusting and don't understand how you eat nothing but it and ice cream," Vergil said as he turned to leave. His brother had quite an imagination.