Author's Note: Here it is folks! The final part to my "Dancing Yoda" saga. In this one, I bring the madness (and laughs) to Earth, and the 90's. It's pop, rock, rap, and Yoda. Is the Earth ready for Yoda? You have to wait and see....
Disclaimer: You know that I don't own this, you say it! I'm sick of saying it! I'd be a gazillionare if all the characters and stuff were mine, but they aren't! Anyway, the song I borrowed for this was none other than the "Thong Song," by Sisqo
That thong, thong, thong, thong...thong?
When the GTD craft (galactical - time - demention craft) landed on Earth, a host of different creatures got off. Among them were Master Yoda and his girlfriend, Bridget Butterfly. Anikan had asked to come along and was miraculously granted permission by his master Obi - Wan. At first, this seemed to good to be true. It was, since Obi - Wan decided to come along too, fearing what would happen with Anikan there under the influence of Master Yoda. Of course, Anikan's friends, Purus Anno and Dia - Hun came along for the ride. Obi - Wan had promised their masters he would look out for them. He knew when they stepped out of the transportation building that the task would prove daunting.
A young girl walked by, she was dressed in a bikini top and shorts so short, they were practically not there. Obi - Wan actually caught himself staring and quickly averted his eyes. Anikan and Purus hadn't bothered to do this, which was why Obi - Wan cleared his throat. Both boys quickly looked away from the fascinating sight. Obi - Wan shook his head.
Master Yoda, who was wearing shades, a red Hawaiian shirt, dark green shorts and sandals, stepped forward. "In L.A.," he said waving his hand at the buildings and streets around, "We are." "Hey, anyone for the beach?" Bridget asked as she came up behind Master Yoda. She was wearing a red tank top and blue jean short shorts. She too had shades on. "Yeah," said Anikan, and Purus and Dia - Hun clamored excited. "To the hotel," said Yoda, "We will go first. Then we will go to the beach."
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After checking into a classy hotel, the group took a rented van, which to the disappointment of the padawans, did not float. Yoda and Bridget insisted on stopping to a shop to buy swim suits for everyone. Obi - Wan was the only one who did not consent to wear one,saying, (and the author quotes) "There's no way I'm getting into those blasted things, so you had just better forget it! The answer is no!"
When the group finally arrived at the beach, the guys were once again "treated" to the sight of barely dressed women. After the group found a spot on the beach, Anikan called Bridget. "What are those the women are wearing", he asked, pointing to a group of women lining the beach beside them. "Thong bikinis" Bridget replied matter - of - factly. Apparently this "inspired" Master Yoda in some way, because he soon went dancing up the beach, infront of the women, singing a most perculiar song.
"Oh, that dress so scandolous,
And you know another ----- can't handle it
When you shaken that thing like who's the ish
With that look in your eyes so devilish
Uh
You like to dance on the hip hop spots
And you cruise to grooves to connect the dots
Not just urban she like the pop
Cause she was Livin La Vida Loca
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt
I think I'll sing it again..."
While master Yoda was singing, people began to get up and dance around, particularly the thong wearing women nearby who complied when Yoda sang:
"Let me see that thoooong, baby
That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong
I like when the beat goes
Baby, make your booty go,
Baby, I know you want to show
That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong..."
Yoda did a backflip and started dancing back down the beach, still singing, a group of people dancing with him. Once again, Obi - Wan turned to make a comment to Anikan, and, once again, he wasn't there. Anikan was over dancing with a couple of the thong - sporting females. Obi - Wan sighed at this, but then one of the females asked him to dance. Before the Jedi Master could refuse the female pulled him away and before Obi - Wan knew it, he was getting his groove on with everyone else. The fun continued into the afternoon.
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End this chapter. More on the way I promise!!! BP
Disclaimer: You know that I don't own this, you say it! I'm sick of saying it! I'd be a gazillionare if all the characters and stuff were mine, but they aren't! Anyway, the song I borrowed for this was none other than the "Thong Song," by Sisqo
That thong, thong, thong, thong...thong?
When the GTD craft (galactical - time - demention craft) landed on Earth, a host of different creatures got off. Among them were Master Yoda and his girlfriend, Bridget Butterfly. Anikan had asked to come along and was miraculously granted permission by his master Obi - Wan. At first, this seemed to good to be true. It was, since Obi - Wan decided to come along too, fearing what would happen with Anikan there under the influence of Master Yoda. Of course, Anikan's friends, Purus Anno and Dia - Hun came along for the ride. Obi - Wan had promised their masters he would look out for them. He knew when they stepped out of the transportation building that the task would prove daunting.
A young girl walked by, she was dressed in a bikini top and shorts so short, they were practically not there. Obi - Wan actually caught himself staring and quickly averted his eyes. Anikan and Purus hadn't bothered to do this, which was why Obi - Wan cleared his throat. Both boys quickly looked away from the fascinating sight. Obi - Wan shook his head.
Master Yoda, who was wearing shades, a red Hawaiian shirt, dark green shorts and sandals, stepped forward. "In L.A.," he said waving his hand at the buildings and streets around, "We are." "Hey, anyone for the beach?" Bridget asked as she came up behind Master Yoda. She was wearing a red tank top and blue jean short shorts. She too had shades on. "Yeah," said Anikan, and Purus and Dia - Hun clamored excited. "To the hotel," said Yoda, "We will go first. Then we will go to the beach."
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After checking into a classy hotel, the group took a rented van, which to the disappointment of the padawans, did not float. Yoda and Bridget insisted on stopping to a shop to buy swim suits for everyone. Obi - Wan was the only one who did not consent to wear one,saying, (and the author quotes) "There's no way I'm getting into those blasted things, so you had just better forget it! The answer is no!"
When the group finally arrived at the beach, the guys were once again "treated" to the sight of barely dressed women. After the group found a spot on the beach, Anikan called Bridget. "What are those the women are wearing", he asked, pointing to a group of women lining the beach beside them. "Thong bikinis" Bridget replied matter - of - factly. Apparently this "inspired" Master Yoda in some way, because he soon went dancing up the beach, infront of the women, singing a most perculiar song.
"Oh, that dress so scandolous,
And you know another ----- can't handle it
When you shaken that thing like who's the ish
With that look in your eyes so devilish
Uh
You like to dance on the hip hop spots
And you cruise to grooves to connect the dots
Not just urban she like the pop
Cause she was Livin La Vida Loca
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt
I think I'll sing it again..."
While master Yoda was singing, people began to get up and dance around, particularly the thong wearing women nearby who complied when Yoda sang:
"Let me see that thoooong, baby
That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong
I like when the beat goes
Baby, make your booty go,
Baby, I know you want to show
That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong..."
Yoda did a backflip and started dancing back down the beach, still singing, a group of people dancing with him. Once again, Obi - Wan turned to make a comment to Anikan, and, once again, he wasn't there. Anikan was over dancing with a couple of the thong - sporting females. Obi - Wan sighed at this, but then one of the females asked him to dance. Before the Jedi Master could refuse the female pulled him away and before Obi - Wan knew it, he was getting his groove on with everyone else. The fun continued into the afternoon.
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End this chapter. More on the way I promise!!! BP
