Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw him scattered all over the floor.
She says the way that he buzzes is really sexy,
Though he is not very functional or Generation X-y.
She likes his bulging eyes and his zipping wings.
Yeah, she also has a thing for Waspinator when he sings.

Well, my baby's in love with the Waspinator.
She's all crazy 'bout that Waspinator.
Once she was mine, but now I want to alienate her
'Cause my baby's in love with the Waspinator.

He may be a cool biker-bot on Cybertron
But you can't ignore the fact that he was once a Predacon.
Remember when he kept getting blown to scrap?
That's just 'cause Waspinator is a big piece of crap.
That moron puts shame to over 1,000,000 fools
You cannot possibly support the fact that "Waspinator rules!"

Well, my baby's in love with the Waspinator.
She's got a thing for that Waspinator.
The space in his head is really nothing but a crater,
Still, my baby's in love with the----
I said I said I said my baby's in love with the Waspinator.
Head over heels for that Waspinator.
If she continues stalking him you know I'm gonna hate her
'Cause my baby's in love with the Waspinator.

I knew we were headin' for disaster
When he forgot how to hold his cyber-sting blaster.
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the dim-witted, no-run-hitter, tight-and-bitter
Overall the worst example I have seen of Pred waspination.

Well he get's blown to scrap every other night
But puts himself back together after every fight.
Well, I can't compete with someone that lame.
But I know two can play at this kind of game.
Well, I'm just gonna see how this'll phase her,
When I start stalkin' Transmetal Airazor!

Well, my baby's in love with the Waspinator.
She's all crazy 'bout that Waspinator.
I feel like feedin' that old moron to an alligator
'Cause my baby's in love with the----
I said I said I said my baby's in love with the Waspinator.
Why's she have to fall for that Waspinator.
Oh, I can't believe it, now he's goin' out to date her
'Cause my baby's in love with the Waspinator.