The night Tenchi went Crazy

This is a song parody of The Santa went crazy, by Weird Al Yancovic! If you haven't heard that song email me and I will send it to you! My email address is in the author info.

The Night Tenchi went Crazy

Down at the Masaki's,
Sasami's making lunch,
for the women and Tenchi,
and the rest of the bunch.

Tenchi came bustin' in,
nearly scared her half to death,
had a rifle in his hands,
and cheap sake on his breath

From his chin to his shoes,
he was covered in ammo,
like a stoned ol' drunk,
disgruntled, labeled flammable

With a psycho smile he said,
with a spark in his eye,
"Good mornin' to all,
now your all gonna die!"

The night Tenchi went crazy,
Those women must of drove him insane,
A guy can only take so much loving,
something finally must of snapped in his brain

The house is all gone now,
he decided to bomb it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces,
of Azaka and Kamidake

He tied up the women,
and held the girls hostage,
and he ground up poor grandpa,
into old-guy sausage

He got Nobuyuki,
with an old German Luger,
then he slashed him up,
just like Freddie Krueger

And he picked up a flamethrower,
and barbequed Dad's head.
He took at look at him and said,
"D'ya think he's dead?"

The night Tenchi went crazy,
The night Tenchi finally went nuts,
Now you can hardly walk around the house,
Without steppin' in poor dad's guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News,
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky

And the bullets are flyin',
the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know,
oh Tenchi, why?

My my my my my my
You used to be such a peaceful guy

Yes, Virginia,
now Tenchi's doing time,
In a federal prison,
for his infamous crime,

Hey, Achika,
now don't you cry no more tears,
He'll be out with good behavior,
in 700 more years

But now Ryoko's in therapy,
and Aeka's still nervous,
And Sasami got a job,
working for the postal service,

And they say Washu-chan,
she's on the phone every night,
With her lawyer, negotiating,
experiment rights.

They're talkin' 'bout -

The night Tenchi went crazy,
The night Masaki boy flipped,
Broke his back to see Mihoshi,
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped.

Wo, the night Tenchi went crazy,
Those women must of drove him insane,
A guy can only take so much loving,
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Wo, something finally must have
snapped in his brain

Tell ya, something finally must have
snapped... in his brain

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So what do ya think? Sorry to you grandpa and dad fan's (if there is any). But, I couldn't sacrifice any of the females! I'm female to ya know. ^_~