[Kouji] Kanoi-san wrote this fic because the situation is as the summary
says: she's bored out of her mind. Luckily, her boredom helped get rid of
her writer's block so she's quite happy. I now must do the disclaimer.
*looks at the note cards Kanoi gave him* Disclaimer: Kanoi-san does not own
Fushigi Yugi. The wonderful Watase Yuu does, as well as some companies that
Kanoi does not know the name of.
[Nakago] YAY!!!! The crazed lulu stalker freak doesn't own me!!! *actually looks happy*
[Kouji] Nakago, Kanoi-san's gonna kill you for that.
[Nakago] How? She's not even here. She said she had other business to attend to.
[Kouji] Yeah, but she's gonna be here after the fic is over.
[Nakago] DAMN!!!!! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
[Kouji] *Sweatdrops* Onto the fic.
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[Tasuki] WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE!?!?!?!? *looks around*
[Amiboshi] Please calm down, Tasuki-san; I'm sure everything will be known in just a bit.
[Nakago] *walks up*
[Tamahome] IT'S NAKAGO!!!! *his character glows on his forehead*
[Soi] NAKAGO!!! *runs up and hugs him with tears in her eyes* Where have you been, I missed you so much!
[Nakago] *hugs Soi* I'm sorry my beloved Kaen, I just had some business issues.
[Kouji] *runs in* OH NAKAGO!!!!! I found something your just gonna LOVE!
[Nakago] What do you want you fuckin bandit!?
[Kanoi] *walks in* *in a girly voice* Hi Nakie-chaaaaaaaan.
[Nakago] EEP!!! *cowers behind Soi*
[Kanoi] *glares at Nakago* Alright, I've got two things to cover with you mister. 1) LET'S TRY AND KEEP THE RATING PG!!!!
[Nuriko] Um, Kanoi-san, don't take this personally or anything but with you around that's gonna be kinda hard considering you cussed out your playstation just earlier today.
[Kanoi] *gets a weird look* Eh, ehehehehehe, oh did I? I had forgotten. *Goes back to normal aka yelling at Nakago* 2) You're SO gonna get it after this fic is over because of that crack you made in the disclaimer.
[Chichiri] Not another fanfic no da.
[Kouji] Don't worry Chichiri, Kanoi's really nice despite what you may think. She's not just your crazy authoress. You should read her songs and you'll see what I mean. Her love for Ch-mph fmpha!!
[Kanoi] *covering Kouji's mouth* Ignore my dear assistant, he's delusional.
[Tasuki] ASSISTANT!?!?!?!?!?!?
[Kouji] *finally get out of Kanoi's grip and gasps for breath* Yes, assistant. She has hired me and I enjoy this job very much, Kanoi-san is a very helping and loving person. I would rather have her as my boss than anyone else.
[Kanoi] *with tears in her eyes* Oh Kouji, I didn't know you felt that way.
[Suboshi] Uh, I hate to break up the moment but why are we here?
[Kanoi] Because, it's summer and I'm bored.
[Suboshi] Oh.
[Kanoi] Hm, I have too many people here, not all of you are gonna fit in my house. Now hang on while I go make a list of people I want to leave.
[Everyone] *waits*
[Miboshi] I wonder who will have to leave.
[Tomo] I do as well, it will probably have to be all the Suzaku geeks though because everyone knows she's a Seriyuu fan.
[Ashitare] *sits there dumbly*
[Everyone] *looks at Ashitare*
[Soi] *sighs* He's probably gonna have to leave.
[Everyone other than Soi] *nod their heads in agreement* Yeah.
[Hotohori] Wait one moment, who ever said Kanoi was a Seriyuu fan? You're lying.
[Tomo] No I'm not pretty boy, she said so herself, she just never wanted to hurt you Suzaku warriors' feelings.
[Suzaku warriors] *look down sadly* Oh.
[Suboshi] Wait, WHERE'S YUI-SAMA!?!?!?!?!
[Nakago] None of the priestesses are here, you imbecile.
[Tamahome] Hey Nakago, why do you know so much about this, huh? *teasingly* You her assistant too?
[Nakago] NO! I would never associate myself with her of my own free will.
[Kouji] He's right, he wouldn't. He is her slave, against his own will of course, he has no choice in the matter.
[Tamahome] *laughing his ass off*
[Chiriko] We should all be on our best behavior because Kanoi-san has to narrow down us, a group of fourteen, down to a group of just 7.
[Nuriko] AND I WANNA GO!!!!!!!
[Tasuki] For all I care she can count me out.
[Miboshi] She sure is taking a long time.
[Soi] Well she has to choose wisely, while she may be a Seriyuu fan she still does like some of the Suzaku.
[Tasuki] *realizes Kouji is gone* Hey, where'd Kouji go?
[Kouji] *walks back over to the group from being away* I just checked on Kanoi-san, she has already eliminated five people. She has three Suzaku warriors she's keeping with her and now she cannot decide with Seriyuu warriors to eliminate because she loves them all so much. The only one she has eliminated so far is Ashitare.
[Nuriko] *sighs* This could take awhile.
*2 hours later*
[Suboshi] What is taking her so long, I'm tired.
[Kanoi] Done!
[Tasuki] Finally!
[Kanoi] Ok, I had to make a few adjustments so there is only one Suzaku warrior staying, sorry. So, the people that get to stay are as follows in alphabetical order: Amiboshi, Miboshi, Nakago, Nuriko, Soi, Suboshi, and Tomo. The rest of you get to go home.
[Tama, Hoto, Chiri, Tas, Mits, Chiriko, Ashitare] *all go home*
[Kanoi] The rest of you, follow me, but we have to make a few pit stops along the way. *turns to Kouji* Oh, and Kouji, if you want you can take the rest of the day off.
[Kouji] Thank you, Kanoi-san.
[Kanoi] Your welcome Kouji.
[Nakago] Let's get this over with.
[Kanoi] Ok, but as I said, we need to make a one stop along the way. First stop Shady's house.
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I'm gonna continue this later because I'm getting tired. I may continue later today or some other time, depends. The next chapter is where it should start to get interesting. JA!!!!
[Nakago] YAY!!!! The crazed lulu stalker freak doesn't own me!!! *actually looks happy*
[Kouji] Nakago, Kanoi-san's gonna kill you for that.
[Nakago] How? She's not even here. She said she had other business to attend to.
[Kouji] Yeah, but she's gonna be here after the fic is over.
[Nakago] DAMN!!!!! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
[Kouji] *Sweatdrops* Onto the fic.
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[Tasuki] WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE!?!?!?!? *looks around*
[Amiboshi] Please calm down, Tasuki-san; I'm sure everything will be known in just a bit.
[Nakago] *walks up*
[Tamahome] IT'S NAKAGO!!!! *his character glows on his forehead*
[Soi] NAKAGO!!! *runs up and hugs him with tears in her eyes* Where have you been, I missed you so much!
[Nakago] *hugs Soi* I'm sorry my beloved Kaen, I just had some business issues.
[Kouji] *runs in* OH NAKAGO!!!!! I found something your just gonna LOVE!
[Nakago] What do you want you fuckin bandit!?
[Kanoi] *walks in* *in a girly voice* Hi Nakie-chaaaaaaaan.
[Nakago] EEP!!! *cowers behind Soi*
[Kanoi] *glares at Nakago* Alright, I've got two things to cover with you mister. 1) LET'S TRY AND KEEP THE RATING PG!!!!
[Nuriko] Um, Kanoi-san, don't take this personally or anything but with you around that's gonna be kinda hard considering you cussed out your playstation just earlier today.
[Kanoi] *gets a weird look* Eh, ehehehehehe, oh did I? I had forgotten. *Goes back to normal aka yelling at Nakago* 2) You're SO gonna get it after this fic is over because of that crack you made in the disclaimer.
[Chichiri] Not another fanfic no da.
[Kouji] Don't worry Chichiri, Kanoi's really nice despite what you may think. She's not just your crazy authoress. You should read her songs and you'll see what I mean. Her love for Ch-mph fmpha!!
[Kanoi] *covering Kouji's mouth* Ignore my dear assistant, he's delusional.
[Tasuki] ASSISTANT!?!?!?!?!?!?
[Kouji] *finally get out of Kanoi's grip and gasps for breath* Yes, assistant. She has hired me and I enjoy this job very much, Kanoi-san is a very helping and loving person. I would rather have her as my boss than anyone else.
[Kanoi] *with tears in her eyes* Oh Kouji, I didn't know you felt that way.
[Suboshi] Uh, I hate to break up the moment but why are we here?
[Kanoi] Because, it's summer and I'm bored.
[Suboshi] Oh.
[Kanoi] Hm, I have too many people here, not all of you are gonna fit in my house. Now hang on while I go make a list of people I want to leave.
[Everyone] *waits*
[Miboshi] I wonder who will have to leave.
[Tomo] I do as well, it will probably have to be all the Suzaku geeks though because everyone knows she's a Seriyuu fan.
[Ashitare] *sits there dumbly*
[Everyone] *looks at Ashitare*
[Soi] *sighs* He's probably gonna have to leave.
[Everyone other than Soi] *nod their heads in agreement* Yeah.
[Hotohori] Wait one moment, who ever said Kanoi was a Seriyuu fan? You're lying.
[Tomo] No I'm not pretty boy, she said so herself, she just never wanted to hurt you Suzaku warriors' feelings.
[Suzaku warriors] *look down sadly* Oh.
[Suboshi] Wait, WHERE'S YUI-SAMA!?!?!?!?!
[Nakago] None of the priestesses are here, you imbecile.
[Tamahome] Hey Nakago, why do you know so much about this, huh? *teasingly* You her assistant too?
[Nakago] NO! I would never associate myself with her of my own free will.
[Kouji] He's right, he wouldn't. He is her slave, against his own will of course, he has no choice in the matter.
[Tamahome] *laughing his ass off*
[Chiriko] We should all be on our best behavior because Kanoi-san has to narrow down us, a group of fourteen, down to a group of just 7.
[Nuriko] AND I WANNA GO!!!!!!!
[Tasuki] For all I care she can count me out.
[Miboshi] She sure is taking a long time.
[Soi] Well she has to choose wisely, while she may be a Seriyuu fan she still does like some of the Suzaku.
[Tasuki] *realizes Kouji is gone* Hey, where'd Kouji go?
[Kouji] *walks back over to the group from being away* I just checked on Kanoi-san, she has already eliminated five people. She has three Suzaku warriors she's keeping with her and now she cannot decide with Seriyuu warriors to eliminate because she loves them all so much. The only one she has eliminated so far is Ashitare.
[Nuriko] *sighs* This could take awhile.
*2 hours later*
[Suboshi] What is taking her so long, I'm tired.
[Kanoi] Done!
[Tasuki] Finally!
[Kanoi] Ok, I had to make a few adjustments so there is only one Suzaku warrior staying, sorry. So, the people that get to stay are as follows in alphabetical order: Amiboshi, Miboshi, Nakago, Nuriko, Soi, Suboshi, and Tomo. The rest of you get to go home.
[Tama, Hoto, Chiri, Tas, Mits, Chiriko, Ashitare] *all go home*
[Kanoi] The rest of you, follow me, but we have to make a few pit stops along the way. *turns to Kouji* Oh, and Kouji, if you want you can take the rest of the day off.
[Kouji] Thank you, Kanoi-san.
[Kanoi] Your welcome Kouji.
[Nakago] Let's get this over with.
[Kanoi] Ok, but as I said, we need to make a one stop along the way. First stop Shady's house.
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I'm gonna continue this later because I'm getting tired. I may continue later today or some other time, depends. The next chapter is where it should start to get interesting. JA!!!!
