Naruto's Christmas list
Disclaimer: I do not Naruto.
Dear Santa, for Christmas I want you to teach me jutsus! I heard you killed Zabuza and Haku, not Kakashi!
So all I want is for you to teach me the following jutsus…
Fat man slam
Snow avalanche
Gay man playing DDR jutsu
And fuckin freeze jutsu
Oh don't forget about ramen!
The next day Santa surprisingly replyed…
Dear Naruto, You are so fuckin retarded! You were a bad boy this year so instead ill teach you how to die.
The next day…
Santa kills Naruto! (with gay man playing DDR jutsu!)
- Ok I know that was really gay but just tell me anyway plz!
