A/N So this is just a little bit of fun. It's a little OOC and highly unlikely to happen. But we should all have a little fun in our lives.

p.s. I own nothing, but I wouldn't mind if I could borrow Paget to keep me warm at night.

This is going to be a long night. Hotch closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. Actually it could be a very long night. A fun night. A … naughty night. He let his mind wander down a carnal path for a moment. Will you get your head out of the gutter? What is wrong with you? You are really going to consider taking advantage of this situation? What kind of person are you? Don't you love her? How could you consider this with any woman? Let alone with the woman you love? That's terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself?

But she's so beautiful?

I know. I know. And we're guys. But still. It's not cool.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Emily dropped her head back and sighed. What am I going to do? Well I could always … And she let her mind wander down a fun and x-rated way to spend the night. Ok we can't go there. Please just another minute he was just getting to the really good part.

Ok, … no we can't do this. Focus girl focus

They both looked around at their surroundings. They were trapped in one of those big shipping containers. They had driven a couple of hours to track down a lead in their latest case. But when they got there they something was off. They had gone around back and they had seen this container. There was no reason for this guy to have a shipping container in his backyard in the middle of Montana. So they investigated. And they had gotten themselves locked in. Winter was coming and the nights were long and bitterly cold. They days weren't much better. There was no heat in the container. If they weren't found soon; they might freeze to death.

"Do you have any reception?"

"No I lost reception 50 miles ago."

"How does the commercial go, 'More bars in more places.' I swear if I got my hands on that guy."

"Yeah but then you'd go to jail sir. And who would look after Jack?"

"That's a good point Prentiss. Thank you. Remembering that I would only maim him."

"There you go sir, that's the spirit."

"What are we going to do?"

"Well the team is going to be expecting us to check in until tomorrow so it looks like we are jacked."

"Yeah. It's going to get cold tonight. Pretty soon we are going to have icicles hanging from our nose."

"I am a lady of fine breeding. I would never have an icicle hanging from my nose." She said turning up her nose and her face away from him.

"Of course what was I thinking? I am sorry Agent Prentiss, for implying that you were anything but a proper lady." He said with a theatrical bow.

"You're forgiven. This time."

"Of course my lady. I shall endeavor to do better."

"See that you do."

"We are never going to hear the end of this."

"Yeah especially after what Morgan said."

Hotch groaned as he remembered what Morgan had said as the left the station.

"You guys better get in an out quick. You don't want to be caught out in the middle of the night in the cold. This might get interesting. Just remember body heat works best if you're naked."

Hotch crossed his arms and stared at the ground. "He has a point."

Does he want to see me naked? Oh yeah Mama is getting some tonight. Whoa down girl. Breathe. "What's that?"

Oh god he was going to have to say this. Why did it have to be her? Why couldn't it have been … Who would he have wanted it to have been. It was going to be awkward no matter what. Yeah but you like her. You want to see her naked. You want to hold her, and squeeze her, and … Get out of the gutter dude? Gah. You've got problems. You need to get laid. And don't even think it. We are not going down that road. I swear if your agents knew that sometimes you had the mind of child they would laugh at you. "About the … uh …" His face started to get red. "About the uh … body heat thing."

She could see him getting red. Does he want this? Well big boy you're going to have to say it. You got to ask me. I'll do anything you want, but you gotta ask. "What about body heat?"

Is she going to make me say it? Is she enjoying this? There really should be a special division figuring out the mind of women. "It works better …uh …" His face was getting to be a deep crimson red. "It works better skin to skin."

"Why Agent Hotchner are you trying to get into my pants?"

"What? No I am just telling you the truth."

"Relax Hotch I know. It was just fun messing with you."

"It's not funny." Hotch muttered to himself.

"Did you say something?"

"Sooo …"

"So."

"Look we can't keep dancing around the subject. It's going to get cold tonight. So we have two options. One we stay awake all night, and do whatever we can to not freeze. This probably won't work though." He noticed her shivering slightly. "You're already starting to shiver. And even with our winter coats and gloves I don't think we will make it."

"So that leaves … ."

"That leaves body heat."

"How do you propose we do it?" She said with a saucy grin.

He just glared at her. "The metal is going to suck heat from our bodies. But if we use one of the coats and maybe my tee-shirt, and maybe our pants. They should be enough of a barrier. Then we open up our clothes and we put your coat and my suit coat over us. It should trap most of our body heat. And we might just make it through the night."

"You make it sound so clinical. You getting me naked and are gonna sleep with me. Where's the romance Aaron?"

Oh if she keeps saying things like that. I am not going to be able to be a good boy anymore. "Please Prentiss let's not make this anymore awkward that it has to be."

Emily didn't let her disappointment show on her face. I guess maybe I am the only one who wants it. And now I'm just being a jerk and making him uncomfortable. "You're right Hotch I'm sorry. I know how hard this must be for you. I promise no more jokes. Thank you for being a gentleman."

You have no idea how hard this is for me. I am going to get naked with the woman I love, and I am not going to be able to do a damn thing. This is torture. "I appreciate that Prentiss. And you're welcome."

They stood there in an awkward silence. Hotch noticed Emily continuing to shiver. "Are you getting cold?"

Emily could only nod.

Hotch didn't say anything. He just removed his coat and laid it on the floor. He pulled of his suit coat and tie. He slowly started unbuttoning his shirt.

Emily's breath quickened in anticipation. She had been dreaming about this moment for months. Although the dream always had a much higher rating. But if she wasn't going to get some nookie tonight. She could at least still watch. Oh my god he is ripped. She salivated as she checked out his chest. The muscles rippled down his body. Her eyes stopped as she took in the scars. But chicks dig scars and they only made him more attractive.

He laid the tee-shirt down and she handed him her suit coat. Their bed made, they silently started to undress. They put their pants down to add to their bed. Aaron had his shirt unbuttoned and laid down on the clothes. Emily with her shirt unbuttoned and her underwear still on climbed on top of him.

Oh God if only she was climbing on top of me for a different reason.

Oh if only I was mounting him for a different reason.

They adjusted the coats over themselves and settled in for a very long and cold night.

Oh god she feels so good. Don't think about it Aaron. Don't think about her amazing breasts, don't think about her luscious skin. Don't do it man. Baseball. Think about baseball.

Oh my God is that what I think it is? Well it's nice to know that our boss is actually a man and not a machine. Maybe he does want me? No he's just a guy any guy would have that reaction in this situation.

Ok baseball's not cutting it. Think about something else. Paperwork. Bills. Reports. Oh there we go. Man that would have been embarrassing.

Ok you're a big girl. If you want something you got to go for it. You want big rewards. You gotta take big risks.

She moaned a sensual moan.

That's not good. Paperwork's not going to cut it. Strauss. Think about Strauss. That's the ticket.

Ordinarily Hotch would not like his manhood shrinking so small, but now it was the best possible thing.

I guess that wasn't enough. I guess we got to step up our game.

Her hands started to run up and down his chest. She moaned again. "Oh Aaron."

What is she doing? "Prentiss what are you doing?" His voice was a little husky.

"Me. Nothing. Why? Do you want me to stop?" She said innocently as one of her hands started rubbing its way south.

"Doing you know what you're doing?"

"I have done this before."

"Really you've been locked in a shipping container, and had to get naked with your boss and share body heat to survive a cold night and then tried to seduce him? My my Prentiss you're a hot bed of dirty secrets."

"You don't know the half of it."

"Prentiss you have to stop."

"Why?"

"Because if you continue this night is going to take a rather dramatic turn."

"And what if that's what I'm looking for?"

He grabbed her hands. And looked into her eyes. "Is it? Or is this just a cruel game?"

"It's not a game. This is real. I want this. … Do you want this?"

"I want this so much."

It was a very long night for our two intrepid agents. A very long and hot night.

A/N So I hope you had fun. Let me know review and all of your dreams might come true.