Lizzie's Random Thought of the Day

-May 31st 2002-

A/N- Yo people. I didn't know what category to put this under, so I decided to put it under parodies… cause it's kinda a parody of myself. Loal, this is just my random thoughts. Me and my friend, Val, wanted to make a book like this, so I just decided to post this on ff.net. Most of it is EXTREMELY pointless, and I don't mind if you flame, this is just for Me and Val's amusement… and anyone else who wants to be scared by the randomness=0) STEAL THIS AND DIE! (not that anyone would want to=0))

Today's Random Topic: Pandas.

Pandas eat bamboo. They climb up trees to get to the bamboo. When they get to the bamboo and start eating it, they sit on a tree branch. The tree branch then breaks after they are done because of all the calories that they have just consumed. They then lose the calories that they had gained from the fall and hitting the ground. Then the pandas climb back up the tree and start this whole process again. What a stressful life panda bears have.