Who Let The Trolls Out?
Chapter one: Now all our problems are solved.
This really will have no focus, I just felt like trolling the fuck out of this fandom.
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Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the brightest crayon in the crayon box.
Well, obviously. The brightest crayon was the neon yellow.
DUH!
Anyways, he wasn't a very smart child. So when others spoke to him, he often misinterpreted their messages. This was very inconvenient for him and for others. His teammates in particular were bothered by his idiocy.
For example…
"Naruto, I'm leaving," Sasuke informed the blond ninja. It was the end of their training for today, and they were all tired. Sakura was packing her equipment nearby and Kakashi was reading his porn. Sasuke was being an emo, as usual.
Naruto narrowed his eyes as he watched his teammates retreating back.
"NO, SASUKE, DON'T GO TO ORICHIMARU!" he shouted and threw himself at the Uchiha's feet.
"What?-" the young man frowned, but Naruto's screaming had caught the attention of their team already.
"Sasuke-kun, you're leaving us for Orichimaru?" Sakura gasped and put one hand over her mouth in shock. She fainted dramatically, accidently falling down onto one of her kunai and impaling herself on it.
Needless to say, she died.
Anyways, Kakashi closed his book to stop Sasuke from resisting capture.
"How could you?" he demanded. "You don't have to seek revenge like this."
"I'm not!" Sasuke insisted.
"He's lying!" Naruto cried out. "He just told me he was leaving!"
Sasuke face palmed and kicked Naruto in the face, sending him flying backwards. Naruto got back up and clung back onto him immediately.
"Naruto, when I said I was leaving," Sasuke growled, "I meant that I was going home."
"Yeah, going to your new home with Orochimaru," Naruto sniffed through tears. "Don't make us waste hundreds of episodes looking for you. Please don't. I don't know how many filler episodes we'll be able to handle."
"But…" Sasuke wasn't allowed to finish his thought, because the ANBU showed up to arrest him.
Naruto let go of his friend and Kakashi pat him on the shoulder to comfort him.
"This is for the best, Sasuke," Kakashi called out to the detained Uchiha. "We really don't want to waste our time on you, so instead of letting you run away, we're going to kill you now so we can get over you earlier."
Kakashi turned to Naruto.
"Come on, we'll go to Ichiraku Ramen to cheer you up," he said over Naruto's pathetic sobbing.
Naruto instantly cheered up.
"Okay!"
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And there will be many, many more of these.
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