Master Shake was out clubbing after being inspired by a random reality show. Out of nowhere a red haired girl that looked like she had just taken some mega acid popped up.

"I'll be fighting for my own drug addiction!," she screamed in a Scottish accent while her eyes twisted in circles. She pulled out a bow and arrow and shot Shake in the straw.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why the crap did you do that you #$%&*!," Shake screamed in pain.

"Me name's Merida lassie!," the girl belched.

"So you wanna dance?," Shake invited.

"Sure," Merida replied, not knowing what she was saying because she was so high.

The two of them shimmied over to the dance floor and started dancing like professionals. Merida jumped up and did a flip, but landed on her forehead.

"I can't dance!," Merida laughed. She looked at the floor and noticed some powder. Her crackhead instincts kicked in and she immediately dove to the floor and started snorting the powder.

"This girl is so hot!," Shake exclaimed with wide eyes.

As the night went on, the rate at which Merida's body twisted into inhuman shapes grew. Her neck was twisting 360 degrees, and her feet were touching her shoulders.

"Hey, you landlubber, do you want to rock the ship tonight?," Merida asked Shake as she stretched her leg over her shoulder and under her armpit.

"Ohhhh yeah!," Shake drooled.

Later at Shake's House...

Wablaam! Frylock and Meatwad were watching late night reruns of Roseanne when they heard the loud noise come from the other room.

"Frylock what was that?," Meatwad asked nervously.

"I bet Shake's just doin' the nasty with some chick from the club, you know how he's been hanging out there a lot lately," Frylock responded while not looking away from Roseanne harassing her husband.

"Oh," Meatwad said.

A strange redheaded girl walked out of the kitchen, rubbing her head.

"Who are you?," Frylock asked.

"Me name's Merida you everlasting gobstopper!," the girl screamed with a hiss before running into Shake's bedroom. Frylock and Meatwad looked at each other in confusion.

Earlier, Before the Wablaam

"Ye ready to sink this ship?," Merida asked Shake as she crawled across the floor of his room in an exorcist fashion.

"Of course, but first, some foreplay," Shake grinned. He grabbed Merida by her feet and started spinning her in a circle, getting faster the more he spun.

"Whoaaaaaa!," Merida screamed as she was spun around the room. You could see the whole rainbow flowing through her eyes.

Shake accidentally lost his balance and let go of Merida.

"Aww crap!," Shake groaned as he watched Merida sail through the air and crash through the wall. Wablaam!

Dust flew through the air for several seconds, so Shake couldn't see what had happened. Once the air cleared out, he could see a huge gaping hole that went into the kitchen.

"Well that didn't go the way I wanted it to...," Shake mumbled. Several seconds later Merida came running into the room with glowing red eyes, and she was holding her bow and arrow.

"I'll show you what happened when you mess with a princess!," Merida growled before shooting an arrow directly into Shake's heart.

"Oh you're so hot!," Shake moaned, not noticing the blood gushing out of his chest.

The effects of the drugs were finally wearing off, and Merida realized what was going on.

"I'll make sure I never listen to me mom and take any of that acid again," she sighed before turning and jumping out the window. Shake just drooled.

The End

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