MOAS-Tony DiNozzo, Kate Todd, Ari Haswari and Ziva David. Ziva is late for work and the team don't know why, except tony, what is there secret and why isn't Ziva in work?

I do not own Ncis.

Author's notes: Set in season 7ish and some of season two, just so you know there is no character death. And just so you know I don't know the dates that all these things happen in NCIS is I made it up, I hope it's not too different from the truth, okay well it's completely different from what actually happened, but anyways I hope you enjoy my very bizarre alternative events , warning may contain humour and romance.

Rule fifty one. – P.S if the wording is different to what you're used to, you can blame it on me because I'm British.

-Prelog- (Chapter 1)

Flash back: Monday the 23rd may 2005.

Kate was face to face with Ari, she looked him in the eye "Why are you doing this let these people go." She told Ari. Ari had taken Ducky, Gerald and Kate hostage in autopsy, little did everyone at NCIS know that this was her plan, yes she was in on it too, nobody would ever think that Kate was working with the 'Terrorist'.

She had the chance to stab him and she didn't, she knew she never would, but the others wouldn't know that. Except Tony, he knew.

Final hours later when they had got out of autopsy and Ari had escaped Kate went home.

"Hi honey I'm home," Kate called out to the enormous house.

"How was your day my love?" The male voice asked.

"You know perfectly well how my day was, after all you were there." She replied.

"Well everything went accordingly to plan, you will be all mine in a month or so from now, and we can have that little one." He said as he placed his hands over the small bump on her stomach.

"Can't wait honey." She said as she gave him a gentle kiss on the corner of his mouth.

The next day Kate was down in autopsy talking to Ducky when he suddenly threw a question at her that she wasn't expecting. "What I don't understand dear is why you didn't stab him, I mean you had a chance why didn't you?" He was curious to know why the special agent hadn't carried out her job and killed the terrorist at such a close distance.

Kate closed her eyes and sighed, they were so close at getting what they wanted. So she decided to tell Ducky the truth, well not the whole truth just part of it. "His eyes." She simply replied.

"His eyes?" Ducky repeated back to Kate asking for an explanation.

"There was something in his eyes, I couldn't do it duck." She explained, he sighed and she knew he had brought it, now if she could keep this from Gibbs and in a month or so she would be a very happy very free women.

Later on that day Kate went up to the Bullpen when her spare mobile went off, this went unnoticed by everyone by Tony who suddenly had a worried look on his face and he followed Kate out of the bull pen and into the elevator. Once the doors were shut, she put it on speaker phone as Tony flicked the emergency switch. "Hello." Kate said into the phone and after a pause said, "You're on speaker phone, it's just me and Tony in an unmonitored elevator, and who am I speaking to?" she questioned.

"Shalom Caitlin, Tony." Tony could only just hold in his excitement.

"hey sweet checks, missed you, when are you getting back?" Tony asked the female voice.

"I missed you to my hairy but, I'm back right now, sitting on the sofa watching TV, better get home soon, and I have some news for you." She replied.

Later that night Tony was sitting round the kitchen table with his three best friends in the whole wide world. " So were all set then, Ari will 'shoot' you on the roof top with a blank on Tuesday, you will 'die', I will say you don't have a pulse, then Ziva will take care of the body side of things, we will all meet back here at 12pm. Then Ari will go to Gibbs house and Ziva shoot him with a blank to gain his trust, and when that's all over you'll officially become part of team 'Gibbs'."

Tony said going over the plan for what seemed like the hundredth time. "Yes, I'm so glad it worked out this way, I haven't seen you in ages my love it will be good to see your beautiful face every day my hairy but!" Ziva said to her husband. This week would be a good week, and everyone would get what they wanted.

"I just hope everything goes accordingly to plan, I mean Gibbs always knows everything! And we just can't risk him finding out" Kate said.

"We'll be fine Caitlin, you have deceived Gibbs in the past and I have no doubts we will be able to do it again after all we are all professionals." Her husband consoled her.

The following Tuesday

The plan went off without a hitch. Nobody knew that Kate and Ari weren't really dead and nobody suspected that Tony and Ziva were in on it. Ziva became a part of the team. Nobody suspected anything. For the next two years everything went off without a hitch, and Ziva, Tony, Kate and Ari lived in peace. Until the 26th of June 2007…

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