A/N: I'm so upset Victorious is getting cancelled! That show was like my life, and I'm gonna be completely lost now D'x Victorious was inspiring, made me feel like a normal person, and now... *sob* D-don't look a me! Turn away!

*cough* anyway, my devastation over this has me all fired up with ideas and inspiration; videos, plots, fics... I typed this two-shot up in roughly two hours, and I'm pretty proud of it myself. Hopefully the humorous tone lightens up the despair brought to us Victorious fans (I know I'm being a little over dramatic but c'mon... *frowny face*)

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Victorious, but I wish it wasn't owned by Nick. Then maybe it would get more than three measily (yet completely awesome) seasons.


"Cat, give me the remote!"

"No! Jaaaaaade, I don't wanna watch Blood Curse iii! It's scary and it hurts everyone in the movie!"

"Well I don't want to watch the Waggafuffles because it's stupid and it hurts my eyes, now give me the remote!"

Cat and Jade were both seated on Jade's living room couch, trying and failing miserably to find something the two could agree on to watch as they childishly fought over the remote. They had been dating for six months and, even though they were crazy for each other they still couldn't seem to agree on anything.

"It's my house, Cat! Now give it!" Jade said, holding her hand out.

"No, you'll turn it to something scary and then I'll have nightmares!" Cat whined, hugging the remote to her person.

"No I won't!"

"Yes you will!"

"No I won't!"

"Yes you will!"

Jade growled in frustration as Cat stuck out her tongue. The red head seemed capable of dragging Jade into the most childish of arguments.

"Cat!"

"Jade!"

"Caaaaat!"

"Jaaaade!"

"Give me the damn remote!"

The argument grew to a temporary halt as Cat gasped, eyes widening.

"...What?!" Jade huffed after a moments pause.

"You swore!" Cat said accusingly, pointing a finger at the taller girl. Said girl groaned. She reached to grab the remote, but Cat leapt off the couch.

"Cat!" Jade growled, taking off after her. The two girls ran back and forth throughout the two-story house, knocking things over and hollering at each other as Jade continually attempted to snatch the remote away from the red head.

Eventually Cat stumbled upon a small closet, ducking down into it just in time for Jade to round the corner and run right past her hiding spot. She sighed in relief. After waiting a few seconds she poked her head out, peering down the long hallway as she held her breath.

A pair of hands seized her suddenly, and she let out a scream as she began thrashing about wildly.

"Cat, Cat! It's just me," Jade's familiar voice sounded, quickly registering in the red head's mind as her screaming and squirming ceased.

"Oh, Jade you scared me. I thought you were a closet monster," Cat said, sounding relieved.

"If that statement came from anyone else I would have throttled them," Jade stated, releasing Cat's body from her hold. The red head gave her a pouty look and any anger Jade had harbored quickly dissolved. "Look, I'm sorry I scared you. And if you give me the remote I won't turn it to anything that will scare you."

Cat looked at her with big brown eyes. "Promise?"

Jade rolled her eyes, but nodded nonetheless. "I promise."

"Okay," Cat said slowly, "but only if you carry me back to the living room." She held her arms up toward Jade hopefully.

Jade raised an eyebrow, holding back a laugh at Cat's behavior. "What? No, I'm not carrying you Cat. It's not that far away." Cat simply pouted, and Jade took the remote slowly out of her hand. "Can we please go watch TV now?" Jade asked. Cat simply shrugged, playing wth her skirt. Jade raised an eyebrow before shaking her head, sauntering toward the living room. She plopped down onto the couch, glancing behind her only to realize Cat hadn't followed her out.

"Cat?" Jade called out. Getting no response she shrugged, pressing the channel up button.

Nothing happened.

Furrowing her brows she pressed it a couple more times, then attempted to press any other button. Power, channel down, volume up, 3, 0, 5, but nothing worked. Now thoroughly confused and suspicious the dark haired girl flipped the remote over, opening the back compartment.

"Cat! What did you do with the batteries?!"

"You should have carried me!" came the giggled response, and Jade groaned, falling back on the couch.