One day Naruto was walking down the street when he smelled ramen. He ran towards the smell and found himself outside of Lee's apartment. But poor Naruto was too overcome by hunger to knock so he just barged right in. Inside music was playing...

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

That was odd but Naruto decided to think about it later. He sniffed the air. Pork ramen, his favorite. Following the wonderful scent Naruto found him self in the kitchen where the TV was on...

Ooohh who lives in a pineapple under the sea

SpongeBob Squarepants

That was disturbing, Naruto turned off the TV. Then something hit Naruto, only little kids and gay people watch SpongeBob! He shook his head, Lee wasn't gay. He looked at the stove where a huge pot of ramen stood, swirls of sweet smelling steam rising and wafting into the air. Naruto took another deep breath. But he wondered, where was Lee? What kind of monster would leave poor defenceless ramen alone with SpongeBob? Well Naruto would figure it out, but first he grabbed a pair off chopsticks and ate the entire pot. Belching satisfied Naruto wandered over to Lee's room putting his ear to the door. He heard groans and moans. At once he realized what was wrong. Lee was sick, he was making some ramen but then SpongeBob came on so he felt disgusted and sick and went to bed. Of course it made perfect sense.

"No" is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa, worse than two

Naruto walked right into Lee's room, but then turned back around walked out into the kitchen, then the living room, onto the street, all the way to the park were he sat in a feetle position rocking back and forth, back and forth.

Meanwhile...

"Hey" Lee said sitting up staring at his open door, "wasn't the door closed?"

"Who knows Lee, go back to sleep" said a naked Gai next to him.

"I'm glad you came over sensei"

"Thanks forinviting me over for dinner. Hm, I wonder if SpongeBob is still on, I love that show."