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Doing the Hunger Games Facebook style seems to be a popular fanfic theme, so here's a Facebook version of my Gale's Hunger Games story. I had a lot of fun writing this – was a way to laugh it up as well as summarize my story and put a different angle on it. This part covers everything before the Games. The next part will cover everything during the Games. I plan to do something similar for some of my other stories as well.
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Gale Hawthorne has written on Cray's Wall: You saw nothing.
Cray, Darius King, Katniss Everdeen, Greasy Sae and Ripper like this.
Cray: What is it that I didn't see? (Gale Hawthorne likes this)
Gale Hawthorne: Exactly.
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Effie Trinket has 'invited' Primrose Everdeen to join the group "74th Annual Hunger Games Tributes."
Katniss Everdeen has joined the group "74th Annual Hunger Games Tributes."
Effie Trinket has 'invited' Rory Hawthorne to join the group "74th Annual Hunger Games Tributes."
Gale Hawthorne: WTF?
Gale Hawthorne joined the group "74th Annual Hunger Games Tributes."
Most people in District 12 not named Everdeen or Hawthorne like this.
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Rory Hawthorne has written on Gale Hawthorne's Wall: I drew this picture of us! You can do it!
Gale Hawthorne, Hazelle Hawthorne and Victor 'Vick' Hawthorne like this.
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Gale Hawthorne has written on Katniss Everdeen's Wall: what do we do now?
Katniss Everdeen: whatever it takes (Gale Hawthorne likes this)
Gale Hawthorne: like usual
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Haymitch Abernathy: ugh hungover [This was posted automatically]
Ripper likes this
Effie Trinket: dislike
Gale Hawthorne: you're supposed to help us out here (Katniss Everdeen likes this)
Haymitch Abernathy: stay alive
Gale Hawthorne: f u. how? (Katniss Everdeen likes this)
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Gale Hawthorne has sent Mahogany Table a Knife
Haymitch Abernathy and Katniss Everdeen like this
Effie Trinket: dislike
Gale Hawthorne: whatever
Haymitch Abernathy: … by not getting into the bloodbath.
Katniss Everdeen: but we need stuff. Like a bow.
Haymitch Abernathy: U need sponsors. u 2 r cute 2gether.
Katniss Everdeen: lolwhut? must save Prim. (Haymitch Abernathy and Gale Hawthorne like this)
Gale Hawthorne: Rory too. (Haymitch Abernathy and Katniss Everdeen like this)
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Haymitch Abernathy: watch out for One, Two and Four!
Gale Hawthorne: wow Mr Two is scary. (Haymitch Abernathy, Katniss Everdeen and Effie Trinket like this)
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Gale Hawthorne is in a relationship with Katniss Everdeen and it's now less complicated.
Haymitch Abernathy likes this.
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Katniss Everdeen: Cinna is amazing
Cinna, Effie Trinket, Flavius, Gale Hawthorne, Haymitch Abernathy, Octavia, Portia and Venialike this
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Katniss Everdeen is now friends with Rue Clayton
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Gale Hawthorne posted on Career Alliance's Wall: f u
Katniss Everdeen, Rue Clayton and Thresh Mackey like this
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"74th Annual Hunger Games Tributes" likes Capitol Food
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Gale Hawthorne has written on Haymitch Abernathy's Wall: cockblocker
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Gale Hawthorne has written on Katniss Everdeen's Wall: one of us can and will win
Katniss Everdeen likes this
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Gale Hawthorne and Katniss Everdeen like Capitol Archery Equipment
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Cato Adams: attn Ashton Moio – f u, knife thief
Atala: attn Peacekeepers
Rue Clayton: ;) (Gale Hawthorne, Katniss Everdeen and Thresh Mackey like this)
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Haymitch Abernathy: Gale Hawthorne and Katniss Everdeen – you're in love, act like it
Katniss Everdeen: ok (Gale Hawthorne and Haymitch Abernathy like this)
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Katniss Everdeen has written on Gale Hawthorne's Wall: the survival stations remind me of home. I love the woods and I love sharing them with someone. :)
Gale Hawthorne likes this
Gale Hawthorne: love ya, Catnip. (Katniss Everdeen likes this)
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Gale Hawthorne is with Katniss Everdeen at Training Center Roof
Haymitch Abernathy likes this
Gale Hawthorne messaged Katniss Everdeen
G – date night!
K – it's beautiful up here
G – no, you're the beautiful one
K – aww you're making even the Games more bearable. Too bad it ends so soon!
G - Wow you're right about this lamb stew
K - Haha yeah. What's that on your arm tho?
G – rory made a picture of us
K – madge gave me jewelry. And I told Mom she better take care of Prim this time
G – those Merchant Section ppl are so mean 2 her just cuz she loved sum1 poor
K – well yes but a few of them are nice. Peeta! When it was extra bad he gave us bread
G – wow!
K – don't wanna be changed at least not like Haymitch
G – let's change the Games. This love more than our feelings or a sponsor gimmick. Breaking us up would shock ppl about how evil Games are
Katniss Everdeen has written on Gale Hawthorne's Wall: *kisses*
Gale Hawthorne and Haymitch Abernathy like this
Gale Hawthorne: only kisses tho? :( (Haymitch Abernathy likes this)
Haymitch Abernathy: I feel your pain. I was a teenager once too you know (Gale Hawthorne likes this)
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Gale Hawthorne: this fancy-schmancy shower sux
Katniss Everdeen likes this
Katniss Everdeen: so many perfume and soap settings, you'd think this was hovercraft science (Gale Hawthorne likes this)
Gale Hawthorne: yeah but I like the dryer though (Katniss Everdeen likes this)
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Gale Hawthorne: wow Rue Clayton can climb and run really well too
Katniss Everdeen and Rue Clayton like this
Katniss Everdeen: I'll catch you, little flower (Rue Clayton likes this)
Gale Hawthorne: I'll catch you first, Catnip(Katniss Everdeen likes this)
Thresh Mackey: cool! (Gale Hawthorne, Katniss Everdeen and Rue Clayton like this)
Glimmer Shinesmith: Rue Clayton, you messed up your hair (Alex, Cato Adams, Clove Hawkins, Marvel Hoffman and Pearl like this)
Katniss Everdeen: Glimmer Shinesmith, you'd mess up the acrobatics (Gale Hawthorne, Katniss Everdeen, Rue Clayton and Thresh Mackey like this)
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Gale Hawthorne: Gauntlet time…that's how it's done, Cato Adams
Glimmer Shinesmith: private sessions w00t!
Alex, Cato Adams, Clove Hawkins, Marvel Hoffman and Pearl like this
Katniss Everdeen: oh shit
Gale Hawthorne: talk to you later Catnip. gotta go.
Gale Hawthorne has written on Seneca Crane's Wall: look at this! I can set traps and run the gauntlet with 70 pounds on my back
Plutarch Heavensbee likes this
Gale Hawthorne has written on Katniss Everdeen's Wall: catnip whats up with the gamemakers
Katniss Everdeen: I shot an arrow at them. Doing some of my best shooting, and they'd rather eat and drink instead of doing their jobs (Gale Hawthorne and Haymitch Abernathy like this)
"74th Annual Hunger Games Tributes" – cmon training scores
Alex, Cato Adams, Clove Hawkins, Marvel Hoffman and Pearl like this
Katniss Everdeen: dislike
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Haymitch Abernathy has messaged Gale Hawthorne: yeah the capitol sux but u have 2 STFU about it
Gale Hawthornehas messaged Haymitch Abernathy: I can be clever about it. ;)
Cinna: individual interview time – I still got it
Effie Trinket, Flavius, Gale Hawthorne, Haymitch Abernathy, Katniss Everdeen, Octavia, Portia and Venia like this
Katniss Everdeen: you sure do. luv ya. (Cinna likes this)
Gale Hawthorne: catnip ur even prettier ;) (Katniss Everdeen likes this)
Katniss Everdeen: u cant complain either. (Flavius, Glimmer Shinesmith, Portia, Rubeus "Ruby" and most other straight females or gay men in Panem with functional eyesight like this)
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Caesar Flickerman: Glimmer Shinesmith 9, Marvel Hoffman9, Clove Hawkins 10, Cato Adams 10, Alex 8, Marissa 'Foxface' McLeod 5, Ashton Moio 5, Samuel Tan 9, Rue Clayton 7, Thresh Mackey 9, Katniss Everdeen 11, Gale Hawthorne 10
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Katniss Everdeen: holy shit 11 (Caesar Flickerman, Cinna, Effie Trinket, Gale Hawthorne, Haymitch Abernathy, Ingrid Everdeen and Primrose Everdeen like this)
Clove Hawkins: 11 for a seam rat? wtf? were better than that (Alex, Cato Adams, Glimmer Shinesmith, Marvel Hoffman and Pearl like this)
Katniss Everdeen: screw you, Clove Hawkins. youre a few stones short of a full quarry anyway (Gale Hawthorne likes this)
Katniss Everdeen: attn Seneca Crane – did u see Rue Clayton climb? More than 7 plz (Rue Clayton likes this)
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Glimmer Shinesmith: aren't I pretty?
Cato Adams, Margaret 'Madge' Undersee, Marvel Hoffman and most other straight males or lesbians in Panem with functional eyesight like this
Audience Member: whoo-WHOO (Marvel Hoffman likes this)
Glimmer Shinesmith: not cool (Cato Adams and Gale Hawthorne like this)
Glimmer Shinesmith: is in a relationship with…
Claudius Templesmith has written on Glimmer Shinesmith's Wall: time's up
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Marvel Hoffman has written on Caesar Flickerman's wall: its not me. :(
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Cato Adams: get a good look at these guns ladies *flex*
Glimmer Shinesmith and most other straight females in Panem with functional eyesight like this
Cato Adams: ready to kick ass. for Dad.
Alex, Clove Hawkins, Glimmer Shinesmith, Marvel Hoffman, Pearl and Teresa Anthony like this
Caesar Flickerman: but Julius Adams didn't win the 55th Games
Cato Adams: I know. :( here to do what he couldn't (Teresa Anthony likes this)
Gale Hawthorne has written on Hazelle Hawthorne's Wall: oh no Career with emotional angle. But he's still someone who never knew their father
Cato Adams: is in a relationship with Glimmer Shinesmith
Brutus, Cashmere Goldman, Lustre Shinesmith, Teresa Anthony and 160055 others like this.
Gale Hawthorne: This is bullshit. (Katniss Everdeen likes this.)
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Rue Clayton: if they can't catch me they can't kill me
Apple Clayton, Caesar Flickerman, Johnny Clayton, Katniss Everdeen, Peach Clayton, Pear Mackey, Raspberry Mackey, Rock Clayton, Sawgrass Clayton, Sugarcane Clayton, Thresh Mackey and Willow Clayton like this
Thresh Mackey: *silent but deadly*
Gale Hawthorne, Pear Mackey and Raspberry Mackey like this
Gale Hawthorne has messaged Thresh Mackey: I totally get it, man. ;)
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Katniss Everdeen: …
Caesar Flickerman: hi there.
Katniss Everdeen: lamb stew FTW (Caesar Flickerman and Capitol Food like this)
Katniss Everdeen: luv u Cinna (Cinna likes this)
Katniss Everdeen: *twirls* (Cinna, Portia, Primrose Everdeen and 745982 others like this)
Caesar Flickerman: got a boyfriend back home? (Peeta Mellark likes this)
Katniss Everdeen: not exactly (Gale Hawthorne likes this)
Caesar Flickerman: Oh myyy.
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Claudius Templesmith has poked Gale Hawthorne
Gale Hawthorne: oh yeah it's my turn
Caesar Flickerman: is it true?
Gale Hawthorne: is in a relationship with Katniss Everdeen (Haymitch Abernathy, Hazelle Hawthorne, Ingrid Everdeen, Katniss Everdeen, Primrose Everdeen, Priscilla Mellark, Pumpernickel Mellark and Rory Hawthorne like this)
Gale Fangirl: :(
Peeta Mellark: I don't like it either, Gale Fangirl (Erica Mellark, Gale Fangirl, Margaret 'Madge' Undersee, Pan Mellark, Phillip Mellark and Vulcan Mellark like this)
Caesar Flickerman: what a boyfriend
Gale Hawthorne: no what a brother (Rory Hawthorne likes this)
Gale Hawthorne: she luvs Primrose Everdeen even more (Ingrid Everdeen, Katniss Everdeen and Primrose Everdeen like this)
Rory Hawthorne has written on Primrose Everdeen's Wall: you little angel
Primrose Everdeen likes this.
Gale Hawthorne: our fathers died in the mines. we've always done what we had to do (Hazelle Hawthorne, Ingrid Everdeen, Primrose Everdeen, Rory Hawthorne and Victor 'Vick' Hawthorne like this)
Gale Hawthorne: Twelve is gonna win! (Angela Larkin, Bridget Larkin, Bristel, Darius King, David O'Neill, Delly Cartwright, Erica Mellark, George Cartwright, Greasy Sae, Haymitch Abernathy, Hazelle Hawthorne, Ingrid Everdeen, Jacqueline O'Neill, James Cartwright, James Larkin, John Cartwright, John Smith, Katniss Everdeen, Leevy, Margaret 'Madge' Undersee, Mayor Undersee, Melody Undersee, Pan Mellark, Peeta Mellark, Paul Mellark,Phillip Mellark, Primrose Everdeen, Pumpernickel Mellark, Raven Castle, Razorbill Castle, Ripper, Roadrunner Castle, Robin Castle, Rooba, Rory Hawthorne, Russel Castle, Ruth Castle, The Goat Man, Thom, Victor 'Vick' Hawthorne, Vulcan Mellark and 5972 others like this)
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Haymitch Abernathy: awesome
Gale Hawthorne and Katniss Everdeen like this
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Gale Hawthorne: in love with the beautiful Katniss Everdeen even before Cinna worked his magic (Cinna and Katniss Everdeen like this)
Katniss Everdeen is with Gale Hawthorne at District Twelve Apartment Male Bedroom
Gale Hawthorne likes this
Katniss Everdeen: what I want is you (Gale Hawthorne likes this)
Gale Hawthorne: about time. U were sure worth the wait catnip (Katniss Everdeen likes this)
Gale Hawthorne joined the group "Going down on her"
Katniss Everdeen likes this
Katniss Everdeen: your catnip _really_ likes this (Gale Hawthorne likes this)
Gale Hawthorne: im not done yet. I'll never be done with u (Katniss Everdeen likes this)
Katniss Everdeen: I think I underestimated this whole 'boys' thing ;) (Gale Hawthorne likes this)
Katniss Everdeen is still with Gale Hawthorne at District Twelve Apartment Male Bedroom
Haymitch Abernathy likes this
Effie Trinket: dislike so much I'll use their middle names
Katniss Ingrid Everdeen: I rather like my middle name now. ;) (Gale Thomas Hawthorne and Haymitch Abernathy like this)
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A/N
I purposely say Wall instead of Timeline. Screw timeline.
Posy is too young to have a Facebook, lol.
Foxface being named Marissa McLeod comes from Beauty From The Ashes, an amazing fic by Don't Call Me Sparkles. Teresa Anthony is Cato's mother. Johnny Clayton is one of Rue's brothers. Willow Clayton is Rue's mother. As for District 12, I list minor characters, name unnamed characters and mention many of my OC's.
Glimmer making a petty complaint about Rue's hair is totally a reference to US Olympian Gabby Douglas catching the same crap at London 2012.
"Oh myyy", Caesar's reply to the Gale/Katniss reveal, is a catchphrase of actor George Takei.
