Sorrelpaw walked towards the building, feeling nervous. Although she had been to Lakeclan Boarding Schol for many years, her first year of middle school made her feel extremely nervous.

Suddenly, she bumped into another cat. As she recognized the preppy walk of the she-cat, she thought " Just my luck.
"Outta my way, ugly," said the she-cat.

"Shut your face up,Dovepaw, " said Sorrelpaw. And although Dovepaw was a big slut, and any of her friends would have regarded saying that as deathly, she did. Dovepaw flounced off, after she had shouted " Bitch!" at Sorrelpaw.

" Drama Queen," muttered Sorrelpaw disgustedly.

" I-I'm sorry about that..."Ivypaw, Dovepaw's shy and reserved sister, came up behind her.
" It's not your fault! " said Sorrelpaw warmly,and she meant it. " She's just such a bitch." " I know,"replied Ivypool shamefully.

" Now, she'll probably change her clothes, put on makeup, and spray that smelly perfume of hers," scoffed Ivypool. "Who cares, for Starclan's sake?" griped Sorrelpaw?

"Dunno,probably Dovepaw the Slut," said Ivypaw."WAIT!"she cried " Oh. My. God. Sorrelpaw, you are sooo going to like this!" " What? "

" There's a tom over there,and he is, like, CUTE! Since I have Tigerpaw, you can have him!"
"Really?!" asked Sorrelpaw. " Mmmhm!" said Ivypaw.

Sorrelpaw looked, and sure enough, there was a cute golden-brown tom. " I've never seen him before..." she said." OMG! " I bet he's new! Oh, sweet! I've found someone for you! squealed Ivypaw. Sorrelpaw smiled back at her. " He's cute," she said. " but will he like me back?" " Come on, girlfriend!" Ivypaw continued to squeal"You'll get a chance soon."

Suddenly, there was a loud noise from the stage, and all the cats looked up to see Ravenpaw dangling from a stagelight and singing " I'm Sexy and I Know It." " The crazy bastard! I bet he forgot to take his meds!" groaned Ivypaw. " We gotta get him down from there!" Right after she said that, the principle, Bluestar, dressed in hippie fashion, came swinging down from the disco ball, as she called " Hey hey hey! Time to get this party started! But just then, the disco ball's chain broke, and Bluestar went tumbling onto the snack table.
Inevitably, the mixture of cake frosting, fruit punch, and chocolate created a strange chemical reaction that made Bluestar an even better singer than Kitty Perry ( Katy Perry )! And she began to sing.

" Just the usual beginning," muttered Sorrelpaw, sipping a drink. " But how are we gonna get Ravenpaw down? "
" One way," said Ivypaw." We use Lionpaw and chocolate brownies." " But that's a waste!" cried Sorrelpaw. " Do you want him to fall off of the stage light? " asked Ivypaw. SPLAT! Ravenpaw fell off of the stage light and died.

THE END

Just kidding. Because of excessive complaint from Sorrelpaw and Ivypaw, Lollipop, the authoress has decided to keep the chapter going. So, in the end Sorrelpaw and Ivypaw rescued Ravenpaw by making a giant tower of chocolate brownies to lure him down, and Lionpaw, the ninja emo, was forced by Sorrelpaw into climbing the tower and to stop slitting his own wrist with a razor. Unfortunately, Lionpaw flipped his razor at Ravenpaw, and it slit Ravenpaw's wrist..

To be Continued...