When Ganon and Link confuse there scripts
Disclaimer: we don't own Link Ganondorf, Yoshi, Zelda, or the sonic crew
Link's Author note: as fore mentioned, this isn't the real story, my partner in crime "Ganon the cannon" will paste the non-script version later, but just in case he doesn't before I get back, I wanted to leave you the non-converted version, R+R!
Out of the depths of the world,
two of the world's greatest enemies unite!
Link: Peanut butter and jelly?
No...
Ganondorf: Lewis and Oswald and the Drew Carey Show?
No...
Link: Oh, I know! Pintos and Cheese!
No! No! No! Link and Ganondorf!
Link: Oh...right.
Ganondorf: Just call me Ganon the Cannon!
Uh...Yeah...
Ganon the Cannon: And just call him, Link the Stink!
Link the Stink: You're one to talk about stink you cheap bastard! Hey, what
happened to my name?!
Ganondorf: Oh that does it you're going down!
Link: Bring it on, Gerudo!
Okay, maybe we should stop there...
Link: alright Ganon time for me to finish this!
Ganondorf: Yes, indeed! By the time this is over I will show you the true power of CHAOS CONTROL!
Link wait a sec these aren't our scripts...
Ganondorf: Uh...the director's not commenting, let's just go with it.
Link: Okay, I'm not done with you yet, SONIC WIND!
Ganondorf: *Jumps out of the way* Time for me to finish this! Disappear!
*Chaos Spear*
Link: *jumps out of the way* Speed up! *runs at Ganon sword ready to slash*
Ganondorf: CHAOS CONTROL! *Dashes out of the way*
Yoshi: *walks in* guys, you're late for your match
Both: GET THE FINALHAZARD! *Transform into Super Link and Hyper Ganondorf*
Super Link: *jumps over Yoshi, and does sword plant*
Hyper Ganondorf: *Charges energy and rams into him, Yoshi starts to pop in some places and then faints*
Zelda's voice: Give them a chance, to be happy...
Ganondorf: Huh? Zelda?
Link: apparently her script was switched too
Director: shut up!
Link: jerk, Now Ganon!
Both: CHAOS CONTROL!
*Both warp the studio into nowhere*
*except for Yoshi, where did he get to you ask?*
Director: What the?! *Looks outside and sees kangaroos* Oh my.
*meanwhile in the tar pits*
Yoshi: *knee deep in tar* um, guys...
*Laterish*
Director: Ok, let's try this again...where are you guys?
*Link lands in a green little machine*
Link: Eggman, you won't get away with this!
Ganondorf: *Lands in his own machine* Hah! You're no match for me, you weak little fox!
Link: wait, this isn't right either
Director: just start acting!
Ganondorf: You're no match, Link! *Fires his Power Lazer*
Link: I shall counter with my own power lazer *presses a button and the volkan cannon fires a tiny bullet* hey, how do I work this thin-AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *is blown in to a wall*
Link: *His machine starts to tip over* Darn...I was so close...
Ganondorf: Better luck next time, Fox boy! Huh-hah!
*laterish again*
Director: okay, let's try this one more time
*Both face each other*
Ganondorf: Greetings, treasure hunter! Did you find MY emerald?
Link: that's a good one your emeralds? talking to you is a waste of time!
Link: HEY! These are Knuckles and Rouge's scripts!!
Director: Shut up and continue!
Link: fine!
*Both land*
Ganondorf: If that's how you want to play, I will TAKE IT FROM YOU!
Link: Hand over those master emeralds GIVE THEM TO ME!
Link: Now witness my power, Take this!
Ganondorf: Dah! *Stumbles* Er...get ready! BLACK WAVE!
Link: *spazzes out due to the black wave* ow...
Ganondorf: *Jumps in the air and somehow glides, then uses Drill Dive and
Kicks Link into the wall* Beat that, treasure hunter!
Link: I will! *does screw upper, on Ganon, followed by a drill drive*
Ganondorf: *Falls over* No...This can't be true...I never lose.
*Link: Get away from my emeralds!
*Boo flies in* hey, why wasn't I put in this stupid game!?!?!?!
Link: its King Boom boo!
Link: *tackles Boo* DIE! *he goes through him*
Boo: Bwa bwa! BWAH BWAH! *Throws fire at Link*
Link: *jumps over the fire, and flicks a light switch*
Boo: *Slips into the ground*
Link: *sticks his sword in to the ground, and pulls it out with boo on it* Boo-Ka-bob anyone?
Ganon: *takes a huge bite out of Boo* mmmmmm, Boo...
