Raiden walked into the vacant classroom and cleared his desk, polished his emblem, and plucked all the gum from underneath the desk. Being a thunder god was hard work so when a school called for a new opening for a teacher, of course he accepted. Raiden looked normal, well almost normal if you count glowing eyes and a giant hat over jeans and a t-shirt as normal. He heard a knock on the door and smiled, seeing the principle Shao Kahn.

"Hello Shao Kahn, where are the students?" Raiden asked. Shao Kahn smiled.

"They are here, if any one of them gives you trouble, let me know and I will come down here and have a talk with them. Oh, word of advice, do not let Hanzo or Bi-Han sit together nor Mileena or Kitana" Shao Kahn warned. Raiden nodded and bowed.

"Thank you Shao Kahn" he said and watched as his students filled the room. To be in the seventh grade those kids looked like they needed to be in ninth or tenth considering how developed they looked. Especially the girls, Raiden didn't want to seem like a pervert but a seventh grade girl shouldn't have breast as big as these had, and neither should the boys have advanced arm muscles like these did.

"Hello fellow students, I am your teacher Raiden" Raiden said and smiled. Sindel, the assistant teacher walked in and winked at Raiden.

"Hello Raiden" the students mumbled.

"Okay, let us take role shall we?" Raiden asked. Mileena, Sonya and Khamelon rolled across the floor and Raiden looked at them with an eyebrow raised.

"Why are you three rolling?" Raiden asked.

"You said to take a roll" the three answered and everyone giggled. Kitana shook her head and walked up to Raiden.

"Mr. Raiden, I am terribly sorry about that. My sister corrupts people to do things and I will make sure she won't do it again" Kitana said. Raiden nodded.

"Hanzo Hasashi?" Raiden called.

"You will call me Scorpion, my clan and my family only deserved to call me Hanzo" Scorpion said coldly. Raiden stared at Scorpion.

"Bi-Han?"

"Sub-Zero please" Sub-Zero pleaded. Scorpion flicked Sub-Zero off and then Sub-Zero started to cry.

"Mileena, Kitana, Jade, Smoke, Frost, Ermac, Skarlet, Cyrax, Sektor, Liu Kang, Sonya, Jax, Kano, Johnny Cage, Tanya, Li Mei, Kabal, Baraka, Kung Lao, Reptile, Goro, Sheeva, Kintaro, Noob, and Khamelon. Are you all here?" Raiden asked staring at his attendance sheet.

"Yes, we are all here" they said in unison. Raiden smiled.

"Alright then, let's start to get to know each other first. I am Raiden, god of thunder. How about you tell us what you want to do Mister Cage?" Raiden asked.

"Alright ladies, I'm going to be an actor and have lots of private jets and Lamborghinis" Johnny said and flashed a smile at Sonya.

"More like he will be a waste of space and eat trash for a living" Scorpion mumbled and everyone burst out laughing, including Johnny.

"Johnny, you do know that he just insulted you right?" Raiden asked. Johnny's left eye crossed with his right eye.

"Yes, I do know that. OHHHH a pop tart!" Johnny squealed and ran over to Kitana's book bag. He snatched it out and ate it in two quick bites and laughed.

"Well, that was awkward. Anyways, let's open out textbooks to page one-hundred and forty two and look at example one" Raiden said.

"Why don't we start at page one?" Mileena asked.

"Well, because you all should know how to solve two-step equations" Raiden said. Scorpion looked at Mileena and she hissed at him.

"Some of us don't. You should really start on page one" Mileena argued.

"Little one, I really think people know how to solve two-step equations" Raiden said with a hint of aggravation in his voice.

"Well I don't and neither does anyone else if I don't know how. The name's Mileena, not little one" Mileena seethed.

"Mileena, please go step outside" Raiden asked. Mileena stood up, raised a sai, and aimed for Raiden's throat. She launched the said but to her amazement, Raiden caught it in his palm without it bleeding!

"Mileena, outside, now" Raiden said and Mileena stomped outside.

"Now class, I am sorry for that little outburst. Does anyone have any questions?" Raiden asked. Liu Kang raised his hand.

"Yes?" Raiden asked.

"What is that on your head? Is that a giant fortune cookie?" Liu asked with joy.

"It is my hat. Now please skim over the page while I go talk to Mileena" Raiden asked.

Inside the classroom:

Scorpion was choking Sub-Zero; Sonya was persuading Jax not to eat another hot dog since he had eaten twenty, and Kitana and Liu Kang were talking to each other. Kano, Goro, and Sheeva were shooting spitballs at the board and Kintaro drew Raiden in a banana suit on the overhead.

In the hall with Raiden:

"Mileena, you are not in trouble, I just need to talk to you" Raiden said standing next to Mileena.

"I'm sorry but I was being serious. What are two step equations?" Mileena asked. Raiden smiled.

"See, we can do this! When I open the door, just go sit back at your desk and I will show you after-school" Raiden said and Mileena nodded.

Raiden opened the door and saw the weirdest thing. Everyone was seated down smiling like something fishy was going on. Nothing was out of place and when Raiden sat down in his chair, everyone giggled. Raiden looked at them curiously but then got up to go fix the overhead. Every student burst out laughing and Raiden looked behind him to see what was so hilarious. His butt was super glued to the chair and whenever he moved his pants would slide down a little.

"Raiden is now Butt Chair!" Sub-Zero said laughing.

"You are so lame. No wonder why Scorpion wants to kill you. His name should be Super Butt!" Frost yelled and everyone burst out laughing.

"Hey kids, help me get out of this!" Raiden yelled. Of course the 'good guys' went over and helped Raiden but then the bell rang and they all ran off. Raiden sighed and drunk some coffee from his world's best teacher mug. 'This is one tough class' he thought and sat there.