Lori had just gotten the call from Bobby.
It was over.
She decided the only way to truly get over the loss was to eat away her sorrows. She ate five gallons of ice cream. She then turned her eyes on the cookie jar.
She was so eager she stuck both of her hands in at the same time. She was stuck she couldnt even move because mom had gorilla glued the jar onto the counter. She screamed in frustration.
Lincoln walked down the stairs with a pip in his step. Then he saw Lori with her ass sticking out gracefully. Lincoln licked his lips.
"Mmmmmmm".
He jumped Lori from behind and yanked her bottoms down. He slid his three foot long schlong all the way in. She screamed and yelled for help...it did no good. Lori died. His mighty schlong was just too much. The family sued Lory's corpse for sexually assaulting a minor.
Lori had aids because of bobby's being a dirty nasty mexican. Lincoln has aids now and will die.
The End.
