A Hero Should Be Fun
(A/E: After watching the trailers of the upcoming Wonder Woman and Justice League movies and seeing their optimistic and lighthearted tone, I was thinking: 'what if Batman v Superman had a different ending? Like, a funny and cute ending? Well, here it is and enjoy it!)
A couple of days after the funeral, Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince had a date to have a little chat.
"So, do you have brothers or sisters?" Diana asked.
"No, I'm an only child" Bruce answered "How 'bout you?"
"Well, I have a sister named "Donna Troy", but I haven't seen her in a long time" Diana said "She could drive me nuts sometimes"
"Whoa, I guess I'll never know" Bruce said.
"Okay, can I just, say something crazy?" Diana adked.
"I fought with a psychotic clown, I love crazy!" Bruce said.
Diana stood up and started singing.
Diana:
All my life has been a series of wars in my face
And then suddenly I bump into you...
"I was thinking the same thing! 'Cause like..." Bruce said as he stood up as well and started singing too.
Bruce:
I've been fighting crime my whole life in a dark place
And maybe it's the death of Superman or my Mom's name
Diana:
But with you...
Bruce:
But with you
Bruce:
I found my place...
Diana:
I see your face...
Both:
And I know now what a hero is suppose to be!
Suddenly, they both changed into their superhero costumes.
Both:
A hero should be FUUUUUU-UUUUUU-UUUUUN!
A hero should be FUUUUUUU-U-U-U-UUUUUN!
A hero should be fun!
They started pointing at the Marvel heroes who enjoy having fun: Iron Man, Star-Lord, Ant-Man and Spider-Man
Wonder Woman:
Like him!
Batman:
Like him!
Wonder Woman:
Like him!
Batman:
And him!
Both:
A hero should be fun...
"I mean it's crazy..." Batman said.
"What?" Wonder Woman asked.
Batman:
We're saving too many—
"Kittens!" Wonder Woman said, saving a cat from a tree
"That's what I was gonna say!" Batman said.
Now they're in a supermarket carrying old ladies' groceries, even comparing how many bags they carry.
Wonder Woman:
I've never met someone-
Both:
Who thinks so much like me!
Jinx! Jinx again!
And now they're saving orphans from a burning building while the firefighters are extinguish the fire.
Both:
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
Batman:
You-
Wonder Woman:
And I-
Batman:
Were-
Wonder Woman::
Just-
Both:
Meant to be!
We see them throwing away pictures of their most painful memories: like Bruce's parents death and the war Diana witnessed.
Wonder Woman:
Say goodbye...
Batman:
Say goodbye...
Both:
To the pain of the past
We're not that kind of heroes anymore!
They're now in the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
Both:
A hero should be FUUUUUU-UUUUUU-UUUUUN!
A hero should be FUUUUUUU-U-U-U-UUUUUN!
A hero should be fun!
Wonder Woman:
So fun!
Batman:
Much fun!
Wonder Woman:
More fun!
Batman:
More fun!
Both:
A hero should be fun...
"Can I say something crazy?" Batman asked as Wonder Woman nodded with a smile "Do you want to recruit Meta-Humans and form the Justice League?"
"Can I say something even crazier?" Wonder Woman asked "YES!"
They ended up hugging each other as they stared at the stars.
End of the Story
