A Hero Should Be Fun

(A/E: After watching the trailers of the upcoming Wonder Woman and Justice League movies and seeing their optimistic and lighthearted tone, I was thinking: 'what if Batman v Superman had a different ending? Like, a funny and cute ending? Well, here it is and enjoy it!)

A couple of days after the funeral, Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince had a date to have a little chat.

"So, do you have brothers or sisters?" Diana asked.

"No, I'm an only child" Bruce answered "How 'bout you?"

"Well, I have a sister named "Donna Troy", but I haven't seen her in a long time" Diana said "She could drive me nuts sometimes"

"Whoa, I guess I'll never know" Bruce said.

"Okay, can I just, say something crazy?" Diana adked.

"I fought with a psychotic clown, I love crazy!" Bruce said.

Diana stood up and started singing.

Diana:

All my life has been a series of wars in my face
And then suddenly I bump into you...

"I was thinking the same thing! 'Cause like..." Bruce said as he stood up as well and started singing too.

Bruce:

I've been fighting crime my whole life in a dark place
And maybe it's the death of Superman or my Mom's name

Diana:

But with you...

Bruce:

But with you

Bruce:

I found my place...

Diana:

I see your face...

Both:

And I know now what a hero is suppose to be!

Suddenly, they both changed into their superhero costumes.

Both:

A hero should be FUUUUUU-UUUUUU-UUUUUN!

A hero should be FUUUUUUU-U-U-U-UUUUUN!

A hero should be fun!

They started pointing at the Marvel heroes who enjoy having fun: Iron Man, Star-Lord, Ant-Man and Spider-Man

Wonder Woman:

Like him!

Batman:

Like him!

Wonder Woman:

Like him!

Batman:

And him!

Both:

A hero should be fun...

"I mean it's crazy..." Batman said.

"What?" Wonder Woman asked.

Batman:

We're saving too many—

"Kittens!" Wonder Woman said, saving a cat from a tree

"That's what I was gonna say!" Batman said.

Now they're in a supermarket carrying old ladies' groceries, even comparing how many bags they carry.

Wonder Woman:

I've never met someone-

Both:

Who thinks so much like me!
Jinx! Jinx again!

And now they're saving orphans from a burning building while the firefighters are extinguish the fire.

Both:

Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation

Batman:

You-

Wonder Woman:

And I-

Batman:

Were-

Wonder Woman::

Just-

Both:

Meant to be!

We see them throwing away pictures of their most painful memories: like Bruce's parents death and the war Diana witnessed.

Wonder Woman:

Say goodbye...

Batman:

Say goodbye...

Both:

To the pain of the past
We're not that kind of heroes anymore!

They're now in the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

Both:

A hero should be FUUUUUU-UUUUUU-UUUUUN!

A hero should be FUUUUUUU-U-U-U-UUUUUN!

A hero should be fun!

Wonder Woman:

So fun!

Batman:

Much fun!

Wonder Woman:

More fun!

Batman:

More fun!

Both:

A hero should be fun...

"Can I say something crazy?" Batman asked as Wonder Woman nodded with a smile "Do you want to recruit Meta-Humans and form the Justice League?"

"Can I say something even crazier?" Wonder Woman asked "YES!"

They ended up hugging each other as they stared at the stars.

End of the Story