Derpies in Fairy Tail #42
Collaboration Fanfiction: lionstar77 (Maddie), amberleaf4100 (Taffy/Tiffany), Epixnezz101 (Emma), and Hanna
Disclaimer: Gonna put this once and once only, we don't own Fairy Tail, if we did, we would put ourselves in :P
Warning: Extreme insanity and Stalkerness in this fanfic. In this Fanfiction, Hanna, Emma, and Tiffany are 18, Maddie is 17. This begins during the summer.
Chapter 1- Prologue
Maddie's phone started vibrating, she shoved Wilt off her lap and trudged across the room.
"Hello?" She answered, staring at the ceiling in boredom.
"MADDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" A group of voices echoed through the phone, causing Maddie to drop it in surprise.
"Holy breadsticks!" She yelled, slowly inching away from the phone.
"Holy shiz." A voice said. "Did she just fall off her bed and get a concussion?"
"It could be possible." Another voice called out.
"Maddie, ya still alive there?"
Maddie hesitantly picked back up the phone.
"Hello?" She answered slowly.
"OH THANK THE DORITO GODS!"
"Emma...?" Maddie said, staring at the phone unsurely.
"Maybe~"
"Why the crap are you calling?" Maddie said exasperatedly, "It's like, 3 in the morning."
"The question is," Another voice asked, "Why are YOU awake at 3 in the morning?"
"Tiffany?" Maddie sighed, "Is Hanna there too?"
"No, I'm in Narnia." Hanna drawled sarcastically.
"What are you guys doing?" Maddie exhaled.
"Break dancing with Narwhals." Emma replied.
"Look out your window." Hanna said, "Then look up."
"My window?" Maddie asked.
"No, your closet." Tiffany said. "OF COURSE YOUR WINDOW!"
Maddie struggled to pull up her window, and stuck her head out into the darkness. Three heads suddenly appeared in front of her.
"HOLY-"
"Hello!" They chorused in unison, the voices echoing through the phone. Maddie shut the phone and put a hand to her heart.
"You guys gave me a heart attack, what the hell are you doing on my roof?"
"Reading manga and fanfiction!" Tiffany and Emma said, while Hanna just sat next to them, playing with her breyers.
"On my… roof?" Maddie said unsurely.
"Yup!" Hanna chirped.
"Come up here~" Tiffany said, pulling Maddie out onto the roof. "JOIN THE DARK SIDE!"
"Darth Vader in da house! Here have a cookie!" Emma yelled and started nomming on a cookie out of nowhere.
"Emma!" Hanna shouted, "Give me my cookie back! Or face Satan!" Tiffany pulled out her phone out of her pocket and opened the flappy bird app.
"NUUUUUU~ Here take it!" Emma whined. "JUST GET RID OF THAT APP!" Maddie sweatdropped, and closed her window behind her.
"Are you guys camping out on my roof?" She asked, "How did you guys get up here? And where did you get that lantern?"
"Tiffany brought it and a ladder." Hanna said and went back to her plastic horses. (Reenacting a Breva scene)
"Don't question where I got it." Tiffany said, pulling out her computer. "Now embrace the feels~"
"Beaut." Emma commented pretending to wipe a tear from her face. Maddie tugged at her Natsu scarf, and out fell her phone.
"Welp." Maddie said, "You guys have gotta leave before 7, my dorm mates are gonna wake up then."
"I wish we were your dorm mates." Tiffany sighed.
"We would never get any sleep though." Hanna stated.
"BUT WE WOULD BE ABLE TO FANGIRL ALL DAY!" Emma shouted, scaring what little birds there were in the trees away. They continued to talk and read fanfiction, as the sun slowly peeked over the horizon, mortals began filling the streets.
"Look, the sun looks like a piece of pepperoni!" Hanna said, pointing at the rising sun, attracting the attention of a few people. Mutters began to spread throughout the street.
"Why are there people on that roof?" A child asked.
"BECAUSE LOGIC!" The four people exclaimed, going back to their fanfiction, occasionally speaking up to say a bad pun. People stared at them weirdly, but continued on with their day.
"Look!" Tiffany exclaimed, turning around her computer screen.
"Yeah, its a computer, we know." Hanna and Emma said in twin sync.
"She means to look at what's on the screen 'O smart ones." Maddie deadpanned, pointing at the computer.
"Is it a meme?!" Emma asked pushing Maddie aside to look at the bright screen
"Is it a youtube video?" Hanna asked with hope.
"It's a website!" Tiffany said, "It's about Fairy Tail!"
"Umm… aren't there like, a million in the world?" Hanna asked.
"WHOOP~ Anime=Life, and Life=Life. Taffy and Emma's words of wisdom!" Emma cheered pumping her hand into the air.
"So, what's so special about this?" Hanna asked, "Does it include youtube videos?"
"Nope!" Tiffany said brightly, "But it does give you an actual simulation in Fiore, and it looks pretty legit!"
"Tiffany, it's probably just another fraud." Hanna, Emma, and Maddie said together.
"Pfff." Tiffany waved them off, "I can dream!"
"I like to dream too!" Emma exclaimed, clicking on the BEGIN SIMULATION button. Suddenly, a giant gray vortex appeared above them. Not in the screen, but actually above them.
"Woahhhhhh." They all gasped.
"ANIMA!" Hanna yelled, dropping her breyers, jumping into it.
"VEEEE~" Emma yelled, following her twin sister.
"FOR NARNIA!" Maddie exclaimed, also jumping into the vortex. Tiffany sat there, staring at the anima, before sighing deeply, sinking her head into her hands.
"What is wrong with my life…" She muttered under her breath, and then she jumped in, leaving behind their precious fanfictions and electronics.
DUN DUN DUN…
Yes, this is insane, but this is our lives in a nutshell. Well, we don't actually sneak to Maddie's house and climb up to her roof… yet. Anyway, we shall put Chapter 2 up soon.
Umm… lionstar77 (Maddie) isn't actually helping us type this story yet, we refused to add her until Chapter 3, because we needed blackmail against her.
