AN- Hello there people of earth…..and people of the internet crazies! I am Kiiyu and this is my second fanfic. 0.o Yes I am shocked too. This fanfic happened because the Evil-Plot-Bunnies-Of-Doom tracked me down and found me while I was taking my French exam, thankfully they were nice enough to let me finish my exam first before I wrote this…..I probably failed my exam though….Anyways, on with the show!

Sasuke's Day Off

Sasuke laid in bed, his eye twitching with each echoing bang on his front door. He had been laying there in his bed for the past twenty minutes listening to this racket, hoping that whoever was at his front door would give up and go away. Sadly, if it was who he thought it was…

"Sasuke-teme! I know you're in there!"

Yup, he knew it. Naruto. The bane of his existence, the light of his life, but most importantly at this moment, the most annoying fucker ever born. Sasuke groaned, he had been out on a very long and tiresome mission for the past week and had only just gotten home not even an hour ago. All he wanted was to go to sleep and forget about any missions for a while.

But no, he had just laid his head on his pillow when all the bagging had begun. He was certain that the dobe had some kind of device that let him know whenever he was trying to relax.

"Naruto! Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep!" Sasuke bellowed. Silence followed, and he sighed in relief. 'Thank god' he thought 'he must have given up and left'. Suddenly the bed shifted a little. Annoyed Sasuke peeked his eyes open and saw Naruto sitting beside him on the bed with an expectant look on his face.

"Sasuke…" Naruto whispered gently.

Sasuke sent the blonde an Uchiha brand death glare. "Dobe, what the hell is so important that you can't let me sleep?"

Grinning like a fox Naruto leaned down and nipped the Uchiha's ear. Then in a husky voice he said "Sex."

The blank look on Sasuke's face turned into one of lust. "Well," he mused a smirk evident in his voice "I don't think it would hurt to stay up for another hour or two."

Then Sasuke pounced.

AN- So did you like it…..if you did, or even if you didn't send me a review, I don't mid constructive criticism, and if I've misspelled anything and such, please tell me. I may continue this onto another chapter if enough people like it! Till next time.