"I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA!"

Five of the six Vault Hunters watched in horror as their youngest member charged right into the bandit camp, guns blazing. "It's official," Axton said "That girl's Anarchy has gone to her head."

"ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!"

"LITTLE LADY IS BLOODY BOOM BOOM!" Kreig roared, waving his buzz-ax in the air.

Maya, the only person who seemed to understand the psycho, nodded "You can say that aga- Wait, Kreig! Don't-"

"Too late." Axton said dryly as the psycho went charging in after the Mechromancer, shouting something that sounded suspiciously like "YERGEBGERBLGERBLE!"

Maya sighed. "Do you think we should help them?"

"I AM THE GOD OF DAMAGE!"

"Naw, they'll be fine. Right Sal?" when he got no answer, Axton turned to where his comrade had been standing moments before to find him no longer there. "…Sal?"

"Axton?" Maya tapped the Commando on his shoulder, pointing to where the Gunzerker was now I in the center of the camp, dual-wielding his machine guns.

"EVIL MANIACAL LAUGHTER!"

Maya shook her head and turned to Zero, "You think they'll run out of ammo before the bandits do?" When the assassin didn't respond, Maya frowned "Zero?" she reached out a hand to poke the assassin on the shoulder, only for her finger to pass through the hologram. Maya whipped her head back to the fight, seeing faint flashes of a blue digistruct blade removing the heads from bandits.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE!"

Maya shook her head, turning back to Axton "Are we the only sane people in this group?" She blinked when she suddenly realized the Commando was no longer there.

"HEY! SAVE SOME KILLS FOR ME AND THE MISSUS YOU ASSHOLES!" Maya turned at the sound of Axton's voice, seeing him charging into the fray holding his turret.

"EXCLAMATION POINTS DON'T STACK!"

"Are you kidding me?!" Maya exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air. She crossed her arms over her chest, glaring at the bloodbath. After a moment she sighed, "Ah fuck it" and, drawing her SMG, dived in after her companions.

A/N: Just a silly little oneshot that popped into my head. I seriously can't believe nobody has done something like this, and if they have, I can't find it.