To my favorite guest Josh: Thank you for commenting on my stories. I do however suggest that you attend a sixth grade language arts classroom because half the time i cant understand what the fuck your saying. So good luck! Hope you learn how to respond with grammatically correct sentences and stick around and comment more.

Lincoln walked over to the mini fridge that he had borrowed from his pal liam. He had been horny ALL DAY.

That was when his arm brushed up against a small opening meant to contain a water bottle. It was moist because he had left a banana in there and it had gone bad. He slipped his fingers to make sure that it wouldnt cause any damage.

He slipped his fat meat out of his boxers and slid it into the fridge. He moaned loudly. Lana came in and stuck her finger in his butt. Lincoln continued with grace. When he was done his crotch was itchy as fuck!

"What the fuck?!" Lincoln shouted.

He went to the hospital and found out that he had every S.T.D. in the book.

HIV/AIDS.. ... Hepatitis. ... Chancroid. Trichomoniasis. and Genital Warts. ...Herpes. Gonorrhea. ...Chlamydia. pubic lice Syphilis. Scabies. EVERYTHING.

He died a week later. A HORRIBLE PAINFULL FUCKING DEATH.

The mini fridge was apprehended by authorities. The fridge was raped in prison.

Poor Inmates.

The End.