Robert Pattinson was like "Oooer I'm a sparkly vampire,"
And that other chick… the one who kinda has a moody face… yeah her. Well she was like "WOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!"
And I was there but I did not contribute.
Robert Pattinson then something else but I forget.
That chick… Bella? Bella? Is it Bella? Bella Goose? Bella Goose. She was like "Ooo mercy, I'm so much in love with you and that,"
Then I lost interest and walked away to eat some food… I ate gravy.
