BEFORE WE BEGIN, LET'S BE CLEAR ON SOMETHING. THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN TO BE TERRIBLE ON PURPOSE! WHEN I SAY THAT IT'S BAD, I DON'T DO IT TO FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS ON HOW GOOD IT IS. IT'S BAD AND I WANTED IT THAT WAY SO, PLEASE DO NOT COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT BEING BAD. YOU CAN, HOWEVER COMPLIMENT ME ON JUST HOW BAD IT IS AND LET ME KNOW IF I ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL. WITH THAT BEING SAID, LET'S BEGIN. OH YEAH, DICK WOLF, WARREN LEIGHT AND NBC OWN EVERYONE!

HOME

Olivia Henrietta Margaret Pam Benson-Stabler stretched and opened her eyes. It was morning. As soon as she woke up, the alarm started to beep. Just as she was reaching to turn it off she heard her husband groan from next to her in the bed

"Turn it off!" she quickly grabbed her phone and shut off the alarm. "sorry baby" she said as she turned to cuddle up to her husband. "I forgot that today is your day off" then she kissed his cheek. She had finally gotten everything she ever wanted. She was now married to the man of her dreams and life was perfect. Dickie Stabler had come to her at the lowest point in her life, just after his father abandoned her 2 and half years ago. She ran into him at Hudson University while investigating ANOTHER campus rape and couldn't help but notice how much he now looked just like his father – of course with more hair, but still a younger Elliot. Dickie had always had a crush on Olivia and now that he was 18, he figured he'd ask her out, she said yes and the rest is history. 2 years later Olivia is happy with her 20 year old husband and life couldn't be better.

Dickie doesn't do much these days. When Elliot and Kathy found out that he was seeing Olivia, Kathy screamed; no, literally, she screamed like a god damn banshee for about 10 minutes – at the top of her lungs while she threw and broke every dish she owned.

"WHAT IS IT WITH THIS BITCH?! FIRST MY HUSBAND IS OBSESSED WITH HER – FYI IT TOOK ME 12 YEARS TO BREAK UP THAT LITTLE PARTY WHEN I FINALLY GET HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM HER BY THREATENING TO PUT A HIT OUT ON HER, AND NOW MY SON?! OH HEEELLLLL NO!"

But Dickie wouldn't budge. He told his parents that he was in love. Elliot said nothing, he just sat there silent. Kathy screamed again and warned Dickie that if he didn't give up Olivia, she and Elliot would disown him. He refused and they stopped paying his tuition so he had to drop out of college and take a job at Felipe's Burgers. But Olivia doesn't mind, they manage to make it work. She pays for the house, food, utilities, and everything else and he pays for the newspaper delivery service. It's a good balance they have.

Olivia rubs his chest before getting out of bed and heading to the bathroom to get ready for work.

"hey babe?" Dickie calls to her. "Don't forget to pick up the new Grand Theft Auto for me after work, the guys are coming over to play tonight."

"I won't" she answers from the bathroom, wondering how she got so lucky as she steps into the shower.


THE 1-6 PRECINCT

Oliva was now the Captain at the 1-6. When Cragen got out of prison last year he decided that he wasn't coming back. A few months later he began dating ADA Barba and they fell in love. They had a beautiful Summer wedding in the Hamptons and are now in the process of adopting a baby girl from a secret tribe in the Sarawak jungle of Malaysia. It wasn't easy for Olivia to adjust to being the boss at work, having to be in charge of her friends but she manages to make it work.

Dickie got a girl pregnant in high school, just like his father did except he hadn't married her and now has a three year old daughter that he has nothing to do with but that was about to change. When Olivia walked into the squad room, Amanda told her that there was someone waiting to speak to her in her office. She thanked Amanda before walking in to her office to find a young, blonde woman sitting in a chair with a sleeping toddler on her lap.

"I'm Captain Benson, how can I help you?"

"You can help me by telling your deadbeat husband that I am sick of his shit!" Olivia was confused. "I'm sorry, who are you?"

"Peggy! His baby momma!"

"Oh, nice to meet you. I didn't know Dickie had a daughter. Is this her?" Olivia asked.

"Yes. This is Little Kathy, she's three. I named her after his mother."

"Oh." Olivia said before taking a seat behind her desk, noticing the suitcases beside it. "Are you taking a trip?"

"oh no, those are for lil Kathy. I'm going to California to become a movie star and my plane leaves in the morning so I'm giving her to Dickie!"

'Wait, so you're just gonna dump your child?"

"Yep!"

"OMG! Totes for realz? Cuz I always wanted a little girl!" Olivia gushed.

"Cool!" Peggy said as she put the sleeping child down on the sofa. "Bye!"

"See ya." Olivia waved from behind her desk. "Have a safe trip!"


BENSON-STABLER RESIDENCE

It was just after three in the afternoon when Olivia walked in her front door with little Kathy. She left work early, eager to get home. Dickie was in the living room getting his x-box ready.

'Honey, I'm home!" Olivia announced as she entered the living room.

"Did you get the game?" Dickie asked, not even turning around to look at her.

"oh, yeah" she answered, taking it from her purse. He walked over to get it, kissed her on the cheek and went back to what he was doing. "Babe, aren't you excited? Look who's here." She said as she looked down at the young child whose hand was still in hers. Dickie turned around to quickly glance at the girl and just as quickly turned back to what he was doing.

"Who's that?" he asked.

"what do you mean? It's little Kathy, your daughter."

"Liv that's not my kid." He said calmly.

"Honey, it's okay. I know all about Peggy."

"Then you know she's a psychopath. Why do you have her kid?"

"She said we could have her. Wasn't that nice of her? I get to help you raise your daughter. Little Kathy, say hi to your Daddy."

"I am not her Daddy! She looks nothing like me!"

"What does that prove?"

"Liv, Peggy and me are both white."

"So?"

"Little Kathy is black!"

"What are telling me Dickie? Th-that you're some kind of racist? And against your own daughter?."

"She is NOT my daughter! Take her back" Olivia was mortified. Right now she didn't know this angry young man she was looking at but he surely wasn't the man she'd married. Her Dickie would never be a racist!

"Okay look" she started before taking a deep breath and sitting down beside her husband, pulling little Kathy onto her lap. "Why don't we calm down? Your friends are gonna be here soon so we can talk about this later."

"There's nothing to tal-" Dickie began but Olivia quickly silenced him, putting a finger to his lips.

"I'm sure you'll all be hungry so how about I go and get a few pizzas and some buffalo wings?" Dickie smiled at the thought of pizza.

"and some beer?"

"Nice try, you're not old enough to drink!" The smile that had begun to play on his lips quickly faded and was replaced again, with anger.

"You never let me do anything!" he yelled as he threw his game controller to the floor and ran upstairs to their bedroom, slamming the door behind him.

"We do not slam doors in this house, young man!" she yelled to him, only to be met by silence. Little Kathy looked up at her, the child was clearly frightened.

"It's okay sweetie." Olivia said as she scooped the child up into her arms, stroking the massive afro that sat atop little Kathy's head. "Your Daddy is just having a tantrum." Little Kathy seemed ok with that and put her head down on Olivia's shoulder, wrapping her little arms around her neck. Olivia melted. There was no way in hell she was giving this child back now!

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